When the Associate is trying to get ahead. No one likes a tattletale.

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I don’t understand. Pls Fix

(Always wanted to say that to an MD!! Exhilarating 😂😂)

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The signatory is key to understanding.

OP MD keeping it real with being vague af 😁

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I don’t get it. But the cookies look good at least

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Pretty sure it just means they found comprising things on the phone and is blackmailing them. That’s how I interpret it at least

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