Who is responsible for this monstrosity, and why do I have a feeling its the dystopian tech worshipping wankers at Isle of Any?

https://www.fastcompany.com/91531591/those-palantir-chore-coats-yeah-theyre-weird

Just lost out on two potential clients because they said they were concerned about how many clients I have. Currently have approx 250 households ( Ed Jones speak for mailing groups). I never thought that was a lot but now I am reevaluating. Curious as to how many relationships you all manage.

Actively referring folks with ServiceNow and low code backgrounds looking to learn/move into cyber, should anyone be looking or interested.

Does UBS provide any welcome kit?

Hi there! Any Guidehouse fish open to chatting about a role and possibly putting in a referral?

Hi fishes,

I got a offer of 26lpa(23.5 fixed and 2.5 variable) from genpact and 21 lpa (20 fixed , 1 joining) from epam, not sure which one should I join. Please if someone can advice me which i should join keeping ressession in mind. Thanks in advance@

What will be in hand salary for fixed 31LPA (PF 21600)

I wake up every night holding my breath lmao. Idk if that’s classic sleep apnea or if my body is subliminally trying to off itself while I’m not paying attention.

Struggling with chronic headaches and jaw tension. Any recommendations for specialists in Toronto?
Also curious if anyone has tried botox for those as I’ve heard of it but cautious..

I feel like I've been lowballed, can someone explain the below breakdown please?

Base salary: 60k
Quarterly quota (per quarter): 107k
Quarterly bonus (per annum): 23k
130% Annual bonus = 11.5k
"23% commission on quota minus base": 37k (don't understand this)
"Proposed 23% commission on 150% quota minus base": 86.5k
Sales commission threshold per month: 22k
OTE: 122k
Cost/Sales: 28%

That base salary is lower than my previous base by a significant amount by 32.7%

What is the pay for power bi analyst at infosys and what are the interview questions usually asked ?

Can we change it to the big 2 and the little 2?

Hardest part of navigating maternity leave and WLB as a junior partner?

How did you get started with your personal investing? I am 26, F, and currently have a 401k, and some money in stocks but not much. I’m extremely interested in investing, real estate investing and wealth growth and have been reading and listening to podcasts. Any advice?

I have an interview for a big in-house place coming up. A friend who works there, same role I'm interviewing for, makes I think 40/hr. I'm at 56/yr now, way cocky for me to go in asking for $45/hr?

Anyone experience heartburn after retrieval? This is my third and haven’t had acidity before. Doctor warned about pain, nausea etc but no guidance around heart burn which gets real bad when I sleep.

I have offers from,
Infosys 9.4L + 1L Joining Bonus,
IBM 11L + 1L Joining Bonus,
Oracle(OFSS) 12.5 + 75k Joining Bonus,
UST 13.5 + 1L Joining Bonus and
Cognizant 14.5L + 1L Joining Bonus

I'm a Java FSD, My Exp is 3.3 years and my CCTC is 4.6L + 80k variable

All the above are fixed pay, please guide me to pick the best company in terms of knowledge, career benefits, and all. And please advise, and can I negotiate between these companies with the highest offer?

Hello Fishes,

If one is moving from TCS to PwC India Kolkata, yoe - 3, data engg., is it a upgrade or a downgrade?

What are pros and cons of working at PwC India ?

TIA

Like this post if you want to TP one of Sir Martin's houses with me.

Best (non-agency) company to work at in Boston??

Remember The Woo? Yeah, me neither. Well, they cut everyone’s pay (except mgmt of course) by 1/4 to get the small biz gov loan, and used it to hire a $500k/yr mgmt head. Agency still working barebones

Thoughts on GALE? Just been offered a job there for paid social and wondering how their culture is? Thanks

The agency I work at has been struggling for more than 1.5 years. A mass exodus ensued naturally. Do I stay or go too? I'm not that unhappy and things have to get better?

Any good/cool small agencies (50-100) in Chicago?

Weekend chatter. What movie makes you cry every time you watch it? And what scene? I'll start: perks of being a wall flower when he calls his sister when she's at the party

Next time I have a meeting my Senior Manager, I may just snap and tell him that instead of constant nitpicking and giving hurtful, blunt feedback, how about acknowledging sometimes for a change?

Did anyone else 'fishbowl' cars in high school?

Hypothetically, what might happen, if Strat said to fishbowl they needed a virtual hug? Other than CD potentially saying something snarky and mean ...hypothetically only.

You ever have one of those days where nothing is going your way, and then you buy some ice cream to bring home, and then the ice cream falls on the floor?

I feel like I am not good at what I do... but don’t see myself doing anything else.

Any thoughts on Analog Folk?

Anyone else feel like your junior creatives don't want to be creative?? Ex: "I'd love to see some new options. Anything you'd like, no restrictions" response "Do we have to? They'll never buy it"😳

Without asking or confirming, account lead booked an in-person client meeting that requires travel. Who books ~any~ major client meeting without first checking with the team ?

Anyone have a recommendation for books or resources on upping my sales game? Open to in person class, online class, books, etc!

Remind me why they got rid of Greg Hahn in the first place? Too expensive?

Is anyone else having trouble just BEING back at the office… for a full day? Even if it’s hybrid. It’s like driving me insane just sitting here in silence and making small talk from 9-5:30. I feel so trapped.