WHY ARE STOCKS DECLINING???

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Dave Portnoy’s #1rule... stocks always go up!!

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M2 its a joke 😋 google dave portnoy

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COVID 2.0 is coming. S/o Texas, Florida, Georgia for really strong state openings

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Never said they wouldn’t.

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I would say why were they over going back up in the first place? These puts I’ve been loading up on are printing money today.

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Because occasionally the market remembers for a brief time that it's actually connected to the Real Economy™

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Op be like 😂

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Because they were overinflated before corona,imagine now lol. Waiting on the money printer again brrrrr

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Reserve bank go brrrr

STONKS

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Slap that sell button

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Stocks go up. Stocks go down. Relax.

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Straddle brah

🤣 it’ll be fine

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Lmao this is awesome

Starting to get very nervous, thinking I might sell everything

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Nah, it’s always smart to take profits.

Impossible! Stonks go up!!!

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HODL if you don't need the money within 1-2 years. they will go back up eventually

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People are worried about a second wave of coronavirus. See this as an opportunity to get some more stocks! Just be careful because I see it dropping even further!

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R-E-L-A-X

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Get off my lawn!

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It's a technical rebalancing - there's consensus amongst investment professionals that this recovery accelerated at a pace that doesn't reflect actual outcomes seen to date

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Ya know I’m starting to get the sense that you don’t have the stomach for this. ROI is tracked over years not days

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Murder hornets and Carole Baskin this time, I think.

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Because they are stocks. That's what they do. They go up, then down, then up, then down again...you get the picture. It's NORMAL. Take a deep breath.

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Futures are up.
It’s a roller coaster.
Buy the dips.

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You tell us McKinsey, aren’t you the best problem solver? 🤣

Pls fix

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