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Scrolled through it, and it's all long and super generic "life changing" LinkedIn bullshit.

eh, just read it, or not. as with everything on LinkedIn it is one line at a time so it’s easily digestible for the attention span-impaired

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The point is to post something we can digest without having to read cringy LinkedIn drivel.

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Additional Posts in LinkedIn Cringe

A little bit of motivation for us all.

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Cringe or nah (pt1)?

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First off part 1/3
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