Not Linkedin but also cringe

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Pizza party should’ve been one of the choices

F outta here…

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Until you're asked to venmo for your holiday pizza party...

Are they delivering the ping pong table to my home for my family to use? If so, nice gesture. If not they can eff all the way off.

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These gotta be a joke

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Extra pay is nice but isn't everything. I leave jobs because of poor management. Extra learning opportunities, more PTO and project work keep me interested in staying with a company.

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No one asked you HR!!

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Is this real?

Its a tweet from EY or KPMG thats now deleted

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#wellbeing

Wtf is a ping pong table going to do for my morale 😂😂

You can smack people with the paddle, perhaps?

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Is this from the SHRM study guide? I am in house employment counsel and was going to get my SHRM because someone in business (not legal) thought I should have it. Then I saw the stupid sample questions like this and decided I would be ashamed to be a member lol.

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Is there an app to approve coachee time and expense ? TIA!

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Hey guys, all jokes aside, how does everyone have a life besides work in this industry? Weekdays I work and sleep, and I’ve worked most weekends. I’ve canceled so many plans and haven’t seen friends..

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Most expensive expensed dinner?

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Someone send me this. I hope this wasn’t on LinkedIn! But good for them.

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$1000 says this didn’t happen. 🤣 😂

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Uhhhh 🤔🤔🤔🤔 this guy's tone is just off putting
Cont'd in the comments.

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This guy has the worst posts…

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Cringe. Finding an excuse to pose a pic of herself. Also, Jean skirt: faux pas.

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There really is such a direct correlation between cringey title and cringey posts.

Before LinkedIn...to me, the king of professional cringey was Shingy. Do you guys remember him? He was aol's overpaid "digital prophet" and got paid to visit companies at lunchtime and babble the same kind of nonsense we now call "LinkedIn cringe".

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It's that time of the year when kids would be graduating and people will post pictures of their kids graduating from colleges.

Don't post unless your kid did not graduate summa or mana cum laude.

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Oh god no.. 🫣

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LinkedIn is the new Facebook I see. 😖

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LinkedIn has to end

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The update really solidifies the cringe for me 🫣

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Me: "Give me a market rate salary you cheapskate"
My Boss: "Where is this animosity coming from?"
Me: [checks notes][timidly] "From the part of me who dreams and dances and wishes and cheers and laughs and leaps and bounds?"

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Do you agree? Do you? And you? Maybe now? Agree?

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In my email this morning, a clue as to why LinkedIn has become so bad recently. Do we have LI's acquisition by Microsoft to blame for this descent into facebook territory? #whatiskillinglinkedin

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Nothing like putting yourself side by side with Elon to spark interactions or followers. Sigh.

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Thought I was on LinkedIn when I saw this one

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And now.. let me take a selfie!

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Like, I dunno man, you okay...?

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