LinkedIn is the new Facebook I see. 😖

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The twist is that the car thieves were at his house for an interview….with the dogs…..

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Slow clap

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I have no words. I really hate LinkedIn most of the times 🤦‍♂️

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The fact that this story has been told a thousand times though 😩😩😩😩

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The moral of the story is that this guys hustle was initially disputed by the more effective hustle of the robbers. But, they hadn’t anticipated his backup, harnessing the power of his dogs hustle.

He’s now updated his profile to include his new title: CEO Violent Dog Holdings.

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I've seen this exact story before somewhere else from someone else. My biggest pet peeve!

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Possibly. 🙃

Couldn't agree more, in the name of sympathy, empathy and vulnerability, LinkedIn has become the new Facebook..
And such posts get recirculated so many times!! Would like for LinkedIn to be back to being a bit more professional and not another FB..

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Ridiculous, what crock. Those are blue pit bulls, the most desired and rare color. Even if he did get them at a rescue, they wouldn’t have been adopted out if they were showing aggression towards strangers - especially as pitbulls.

I didn't get 'aggressive guard dog' from the post but maybe I didn't read closely enough - I picked up more of a 'protect my human that some bad guys just hurt' thing which in my eyes is very different than the whole guard dog thing but I definitely agree with the pit bull/tough guard dog image being a damaging stereotype esp in the rescue realm

This is from years ago and someone else's story..not even a header line to say..hey this is a repost from 20 years ago from someone else but thought it was a good story to tell. And true what is happening on LinkedIn In..Yikes..Were they secretly bought out by Facebook..Meta as some have pointed out.

What would motivate someone to completely fabricate (or I guess, plagiarize) this stupid story

But it's definitely a crock

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