“I used to be rich, but I sold all my stock so now I’m poor like you guys!” is a new one

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Is this the corporate equivalent of taking a vow of celibacy and becoming a monk?

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Why do you bother blacking stuff out? It's a public post.

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PLTR calls? Bad week for them as they fell under ‘meme stocks’ some places. Thinking of $33 for 2/19

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Guys ..
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Hello folks,

How does everyone save tax
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please help me to choose
IBM 16 fixed
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"Can you make it feel more like blueberries taste?" ACCOUNT TO CREATIVE

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Hey Folks, Can any one suggest a good name for this bowl

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Ideal Salary for 5.3 years of Experience person?
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Received less salary this month also. (Same amount as last month)
Why is this happening? Too much tax 🥵

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“We’re shocked that you’re leaving! We had no idea you were this unhappy!"

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Have you ever been or currently in a relationship with someone of who’s political beliefs conflict with your own?

Not dealing with this currently have dealt with it in the past. My parents started out opposites but now believe similarly. I’m wondering if it is possible in this day and age.

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Additional Posts in LinkedIn Cringe

Poor son will have fun in the upcoming years, set up his own bar too high from the early days

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This dentsu challenge thing is so cringe. Such an echo chamber.

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Not sure if cringe… thoughts? Just seems odd but we also all have our own way of coping…

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And now.. let me take a selfie!

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There really is such a direct correlation between cringey title and cringey posts.

Before LinkedIn...to me, the king of professional cringey was Shingy. Do you guys remember him? He was aol's overpaid "digital prophet" and got paid to visit companies at lunchtime and babble the same kind of nonsense we now call "LinkedIn cringe".

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It's that time of the year when kids would be graduating and people will post pictures of their kids graduating from colleges.

Don't post unless your kid did not graduate summa or mana cum laude.

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I don’t think this was hyperbolic. but I’m having a hard time believing it’s not satire 🥲. Is this cringey??

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Not sure work that doesn’t feel like work includes when I feel pushed to my limits. Thanks for showing how out of touch you are by pushing for longer working hours though…

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Incoming (job title) vs ex (company name).
Which one is more cringe?

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Oh lawd gimmie the strength

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In my email this morning, a clue as to why LinkedIn has become so bad recently. Do we have LI's acquisition by Microsoft to blame for this descent into facebook territory? #whatiskillinglinkedin

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Had to throw in the tahoe & wine country 🙄 douche

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How many job titles and hashtags is too many?

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Not Linkedin but also cringe

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How are people this comfortable with public bragging? I will always be in awe 🫢 (1/2)

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I woke up today tired.

My work cell was buzzing and then I remembered something.

I forgot to thank the bus driver that dropped me off a few days ago.

I got up and rushed downstairs to find the bus driver.

It was raining outside but I was already running barefoot to the bus stop.

I stood there soaked in my pajamas as the bus approached.

Then, the door opened. The driver got up and shook my hand.

I sat down and started my shift.

I’m the bus driver. Reminder to love and thank yourself.

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6000 second party

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God is so inspiring...

// I'm actually very happy whenever someone beats any terrible disease, even then the amount of cancer beaters is quite overwhelming lately.

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Oh god no.. 🫣

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I have been waiting/looking for this exact bowl. It’s graduation season. Get ready for the “I’m proud to announce” LinkedIn posts that none of us give a piss about. May we post and roast mercilessly.

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