Maybe nobody else is in the office early because this helmet is too annoying to be around?

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Maybe they just moved him into the basement

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If I was a professional basketball player then I'd work hard at my job too. Sales guy? Hell no.

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"I'm passionate about work" also means "I'll continue working if you stop paying me"

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“This helmet”

🤣😂

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Kevin, those lights flickering as you stroll down the office hallway? That isnt because you are in before everyone, thats the last remnants of your humanity slowly extinguishing. Goodnight you sweet summer sales child.

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And here I am, spending quality time with my family in the mornings like an idiot. 🤦‍♀️ What a fool.

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Haha did you just call him a helmet

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The problem for that guy is, yeah, I'm still asleep when he gets in because his 8-10 hours of work only takes me 3-4 hours. Work smarter not harder and you won't have to arrive before the sun does.

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I don't think we should talk about "the journey" for Kobe anymore.

Also working on something bigger than yourself? Just to remind everyone this is a salesperson in an office and is not working for any kind of charity, public endeavor, helping others...just selling shit. This is exactly sized to match you, man. You. A small salesman.

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How do you quote Kobe Bryant and not throw in an RIP at the end? This guy can piss right off

I’m sorry lol but he’s in sales so that says it all😂

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No, you’re not. Better yourself.

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Thought I was on LinkedIn when I saw this one

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y’all doing too much on LinkedIn… comparing having a baby to paying off debt. Great accomplishment but wtf is this post??? It’s so long I’ll have to include second part in another photo

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