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I love how children are seen as "distractions" and not, ya know, your CHILDREN who need and deserve your attention.

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I’m sorry but wtf is a serial entrepreneur?

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Someone who probably has wasted a lot of investor money multiple times

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Like a serial rapist, but of time and capital. At a minimum.

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Just finished the movie Senna. So damn good. RIP Aryton

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I am A2 in PwC AC Bangalore in Management consulting - I want to shift to US office due to some reasons. Can anyone please elaborate the intercompany transfer / internal rotation process? Like where to apply? what are the requirements?

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Has anyone successfully lost weight while on steroids like prednisone? If so, how’d you do it?

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I’ve recently realIzed that for ten years I’ve equated so much of my self worth with the fact that I have a six pack and I’m think and have veins in my arms. It’s led to a super unhealthy relationship with exercise and food. Please help 😅

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Hi anyone willing to provide Atlassian referral for US/Canada based jobs?

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What kind of roles do you guys recommend for a pharmacist trying to pivot into pharma? Where can you go to see all the different types of roles available? I graduated with my PharmD in 2019 and I did a managed care residency and am now at a healthcare startup so my background is primarily on the health plan/digital health side

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After getting kicked out of McK late last year, this gives me schadenfreude 🤣

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Any books/self help materials for someone who is constantly worrying (and waste a lot of unnecessary time)? E.g. No matter if i pass or fail an interview, there is always something to worry about. The worrying/anxiety multiplies when I proceeded further in the interview stages. Now that I signed the offer and is pending background checks, my anxiety is off the roof as it itches closer to my starting date.

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Hi, KGS fishes! Any idea about the WLB in KGS IAER as compared to Deloitte USI Advisory?

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How does below compare with regional comp for big4? Considering the salary progression and 1/2-bed flats in London being ~£400-500k I can’t see how it’s feasible to ever own a place until SM grades by which point most will be in early/mid-30s...

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Hello All, needed some advise, I have offer from freshworks of 50 L/A and other offer from 314e startup company with 48L/A but they are giving after 2 years US visa processing they will start, should i consider on the second offer?

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What salary to expect at a Director level at PwC in Saudi Arabia? I am a brit with over 15 years experience in transformation consulting, and never worked in the ME!

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Hi fishes, I want to submit broadband connection reimbursement request via Global Claim System GCS. Is there any chances of background varification regarding the broadband bills??
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What is the most difficult part of buying a home for the first time?

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Hi Fishes,

Can anybody please help me out with the market corrected salary of Associates in PWC India (Tax Tech Stack).

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Hi fishes,

Need 11 likes for DM pls

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Is there any remote internship programs for JR accounting majors?

Hey, I have been tasked with teaching some of my coworkers excel from the very basics to more advanced. Does anyone have recommendations on the skills to teach them about? Thank you all in advance!

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Sometimes I don't uphold the company mission 😱

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High school special class (self-contained) teachers: What do you use for planning? I’ve always been an inclusive teacher, so I followed the plan book of my co-teacher. I can’t even decide if I should go digital or paper-based let alone make a final decision! I’ll be teaching 9-11th grade math and 11th grade science. The 11th grade classes I can very much do whatever I (or the student) want/need…there isn’t a set curriculum

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Additional Posts in LinkedIn Cringe

Incoming multi-tier cringe

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Cringe. Finding an excuse to pose a pic of herself. Also, Jean skirt: faux pas.

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Does anyone else feel that the more content someone puts in their LinkedIn headline, the more full of it they are? I say this as someone with a bunch of stuff lol but at least it’s all at one company and accurate.

I’m talking mostly about two kinds of people. 1. The influencer who is actually unemployed, but lists 25 BS things they do
2. The brand collector, who writes “ex-“ for every former company they worked at and school they went to. Maybe less full of it but still insufferable.

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The update really solidifies the cringe for me 🫣

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I have been waiting/looking for this exact bowl. It’s graduation season. Get ready for the “I’m proud to announce” LinkedIn posts that none of us give a piss about. May we post and roast mercilessly.

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Is it just me or do 90% of the jobs being laid off by big tech sound made up? Many job descriptions with multiple bullet points that all kinda revolve around the same idea. One of my buddies works for a big IT company and literally just sits on meetings all day. No one really contributing to anything other than agreeing to whatever the speaker is saying. Are these kind of jobs finally being exposed? Six figure employees getting paid to sit and bounce ideas off each other?

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This dentsu challenge thing is so cringe. Such an echo chamber.

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“I’m excited to announce I don’t give a s*** about your new job or promotion” - me 90% of the time on LinkedIn

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Because empathy makes you the ✨️ star✨️ amongst your team!

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Any day is a good day to pat yourself on the back. In public. 🤦‍♂️

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No, you’re not. Better yourself.

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The LinkedIn headers have gone too far now

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It's the "loves this" for me

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I don’t think this was hyperbolic. but I’m having a hard time believing it’s not satire 🥲. Is this cringey??

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Orrr, mgybe the CD nevrer respgnded beacujase it wasr painjjfully hacky and ccorrrnball?

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And now.. let me take a selfie!

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Incoming (job title) vs ex (company name).
Which one is more cringe?

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They started off fine but then turned LinkedIn real quick

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Thought I was on LinkedIn when I saw this one

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y’all doing too much on LinkedIn… comparing having a baby to paying off debt. Great accomplishment but wtf is this post??? It’s so long I’ll have to include second part in another photo

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