Do we think this is what all partners are thinking?

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I love how children are seen as "distractions" and not, ya know, your CHILDREN who need and deserve your attention.

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I’m sorry but wtf is a serial entrepreneur?

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Someone who probably has wasted a lot of investor money multiple times

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Like a serial rapist, but of time and capital. At a minimum.

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How was you memorial day weekend?

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***Urgent *** Where to join?

2 days left to join.
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Capgemini - 23 lpa
Tech - Oracle apps/fusion technical Yoe - 10 years.

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Please suggest IBM Capgemini Accenture Tata Consultancy

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Additional Posts in LinkedIn Cringe

Dear fishes,

If you are hungry, eat.

Be Brave!

Sincerely,
The greatest vice president of this bowl.

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Poor son will have fun in the upcoming years, set up his own bar too high from the early days

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No, you’re not. Better yourself.

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https://www.seattletimes.com/business/gravity-payments-ceo-dan-price-resigns/ what are we going to do without this guy, he’s the cringe master general

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So courageous to post this

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Incoming (job title) vs ex (company name).
Which one is more cringe?

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There really is such a direct correlation between cringey title and cringey posts.

Before LinkedIn...to me, the king of professional cringey was Shingy. Do you guys remember him? He was aol's overpaid "digital prophet" and got paid to visit companies at lunchtime and babble the same kind of nonsense we now call "LinkedIn cringe".

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I woke up today tired.

My work cell was buzzing and then I remembered something.

I forgot to thank the bus driver that dropped me off a few days ago.

I got up and rushed downstairs to find the bus driver.

It was raining outside but I was already running barefoot to the bus stop.

I stood there soaked in my pajamas as the bus approached.

Then, the door opened. The driver got up and shook my hand.

I sat down and started my shift.

I’m the bus driver. Reminder to love and thank yourself.

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It's the "loves this" for me

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Any day is a good day to pat yourself on the back. In public. 🤦‍♂️

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Cringe. Finding an excuse to pose a pic of herself. Also, Jean skirt: faux pas.

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A little bit of motivation for us all.

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Had to throw in the tahoe & wine country 🙄 douche

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Quite literally the worst thing i’ve ever seen

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I’m baby is dying but I’ve got KPI’s, so give me attention!

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Because empathy makes you the ✨️ star✨️ amongst your team!

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The LinkedIn headers have gone too far now

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