5 years ago today I said to my boss "I am hungry" except I didn't say hungry and accidentally said something else that starts with "h"...

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My condolences that you know the exact day that happened, even 5 years later. 😂 Those little slips really are the things that keep me up at night.

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Haha, right? Some moments just stick with you forever, no matter how much time passes.

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😂 I'm sorry but that's hilarious. I would cringe every time I thought about this and am sure you do too. If it makes you feel better, I'm sure your boss thought it was hilarious.

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Haha exactly! At least if they laughed, it’s a story we both get to cringe about instead of just me.

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at least I am an effective communicator? lol

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Unless 👀 I'm not one to judge what goes on off the clock. 😂

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I one time walked into the office at my work and a manager asked me how I was. I tried to say "I'm good" and "I'm okay" at the same time so of course what I ended up saying was "I'm gay." 😅
I don't remember the exact day though. 😂

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Haha, I can only imagine the look on your boss’s face! Did they laugh, or was it one of those awkward silent moments?

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So, he looked at me and provided the effective pause for me to process what I said while remaining extremely professional...

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😂😂. That was embarrasing. I am sorry but I am pretty sure you laugh while thinking about that now.

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I accidentally sent an email saying "Hell how are you doing today". Instead of saying hello. Luckily my branch manager caught it and let me know. I was able to correct my mistake.

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