6, 8, or 9

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I'm not sitting in anyone's office; I'm on a flight to a tropical destination on a private plane, having ghosted my work forever 😂

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9. But not two weeks' notice. Just hey it's been fun peace

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The burrito 😂😂😂

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Dude, it’s quarantine. I’m sending him a pic of my middle finger and calling it a day.

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I will never understand people who feel the need to publicly shame an employee. I assume they’re usually people who’ve never had their ass kicked before.

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The only way I can sit 9 years into this job

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8 with a Scottish kilt on

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7 (realistically 1)

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Does 7 imply taking a dump on the back of the chair? 💩

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I would pay the partner $5 M a year to be my housekeeper

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Where is the option where I’m floating?

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I’d call in, forget showing up LOL

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2 is how I usually freaking sit in any meetings lol so I guess 6

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With a picture of me on my yacht and a drink with an umbrella saying “see ya never”

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They’re gonna find out when I stop showing up

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3 is a power move if you have them sit next to you

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I am not angry with my manager and will probably send him a nice wine or champagne bottle when I win that amount and quit.
I also think I might take 1 yr sabbatical to figure out what I like to do rather than quitting.

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7 while 💩

I LOL’d at this !! 4 or 7

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6 for sure

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