I have a confession to make.

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I don’t know how to use a bidet.

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Can you sit?

There you go.

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Do as everyone else does: put your feet inside after the beach and there you go.

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Whatever you do, don’t put anything in your mouth

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“Why are the water fountains so low here?”

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Just imagine it's a toilet but just don't shit in it.

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First world problems ha

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Not exactly. Bidets have been all over Asia for a while now, even in the developing world. Its amusing to see how people in this part of the world are now just catching up on cleaning their you-know-whats with water. Lol the best toilet experience I had was in Japan, lots of options and water pressure settings to choose from lmao

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Depends on the type, for some models, you just position it to where your rectum/anus is, turn it on, let the water flow and voila, enjoy the water massage

We Americans like to refer to that area as your ass 😂

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What type of bidet are you using? The hand one or the full seat bidet?

Full seat. Didn’t realize there was a hand one.

Doesn’t using a bidet still require you to use your hands to actually “clean”?

I don’t think mine blows dry air. It just does water.

Squat reverse 😘

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I want to work for The Walt Disney Company corporate offices. Anywhere. I don't care where there's an office. I want to work for that company. I don't know how to drive in rain or snow, but if they have an office in places that snow, I WILL MAKE THE SACRIFICE 🤣

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