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Veterans may have had some thoughts on the sophistication of govt IT when making the movie.

I still find it believable.

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💯 my last client.

“Security is our #1 priority” and “if there is a breach of our data, we’re done for as a company”

But every dev system was publicly accessible on the internet (many running incredibly obsolete software). Any developer could push out anything they wanted at any time with not even code review, let alone traceability back work tickets. No documented security standards to adhere to. A custom-built user auth system for customers. etc etc.

Their only line of defense was *assuming* developers would never make a mistake. They had the gall to tell me that what they had was “really good security”and that my very fundamental first-step recommendations were “over-engineered perfectionism”

If I could short their stock I’d do so in a heartbeat.

WOW .... unreal!

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