I have a crush on a coworker and I’ve never met them before 😂. How stupid am I?

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I know you have a crush on me. It’s fine. It’s not your fault - being too attractive is my fault.

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Damn, now that you’ve caught me….movies ?

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That's totally human and ok. What steps you take from here could be wise or stupid though!

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Not stupid at all. Ur hormones n brain have teamed up to create an idealized version of this crush in ur head.

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You are exactly like everyone one else in the office.

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Not abnormal. I mean, look at fan fiction. People fantasize about fictional characters all the time. At least yours is a real human!

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Not stupid, a creative thinker maybe.

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I know a couple who met only through office IM because they both worked the Night Shift, one from the west coast and one from NYC. Through their IM conversations, one thing led to another and eventually they started visiting each other, started a relationship and eventually the west coaster moved to NYC. They’ve been married almost 5 years now.

Follow your gut OP!

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Holy crap. I really enjoy talking to this person but she’s from another state. I’ll keep this story in mind :)

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I did too. Then I met her and confirmed my crush.

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