“Absolutely no rush on this today—just send it by 6am tomorrow!”

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“Don’t work on this over the weekend, but I want it by Monday.”

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Don’t let this disrupt your holiday but also need this ASAP

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How tone deaf can someone be?

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Deaf af no cap, apparently

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Out the firm

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Hope you are doing well

I was working with Mindtickle.
And unfortunately got laidoff from Talent Acquisition team.

I'm looking out for change as Talent Acquisition, would you mind to refer in your current organization Or can refer in your connection if someone has the opportunity.

Location - Delhi NCR /Remote
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