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All about that P&L.

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He definitely did a stint in jail before

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So that's why my hotel room stank of garlic..

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Is there a food jail we can send this man to?

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It's so weird lol and he's proud

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I’m pretty sure he’s being facetious

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That’s gonna screw up the coffee machine

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I know it's a joke but I wonder if it would work, probably not with chicken because I doubt it goes up to 165 but maybe other things...

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An iron maybe?

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No. just… no.

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How many promotion cycles will this guy go through eating nasty chicken in hotel rooms before realizing that this is not going to help?

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Arguably - it hurts PnL since our top-line TER includes expenses incurred so he was eating down the top line.

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Coffee braised chicken. Yum.

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Nasty 🤢

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Visual Storyteller

We might be on the same project code but I had a ribeye and 2 whiskeys at a steakhouse.

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I am working on a citi project from last year, project is not so good. Is it possible to change the project or account within synechron ?

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Do anyone have answer to OFRO TRAININGS

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Hi all. . . .
I am thinking of switching to a different company I wanted to know what can I say about the salary expectations. Currently i am a tax associate 2.

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Thank me later 😌 I am again on spamming spree here.

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CELEBRITIES ARE NOT A CONCEPT

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Guys, do you anticipate the px for dodge to fall below 10 cents? If that happens it might crash. Agree?

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Ya’ll take ya vitamins today?

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any transaction advisory services in DC area?

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Does Accenture Federal Services pay differently outside of the DC Area?

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I understand the importance of citations. It's a wonderful way to show how your work builds on previous research. But sometimes I just want to write an article that says "I think this" without having to cite everyone who ever said that before me.

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Hello Everyone,
Need referral for Manual + Automation Testing with Work Experience of 3+ yrs, Please help for any job opening in your company.

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11 likes please to unlock DM.

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Hello.. i have 6 years of experience in frontend development. I have offer of 27.5 from Nagarro (client to be decided yet) and 30 from HCL Technologies (apple client and work location also apple) and 26 from Netcracker Technology Corp. maybe with some joining bonus. Which do you think I should join.

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Best part about being single: Not having to hold in my gas ! What is the best part of it for you??

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Best resources for platform dev 1? I failed in 3 times and have to wait until spring. I’ve got 9 other certs(5 yoe) but this one is kicking my butt

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Found a random engagement ring.

Hi all, so I found a platinum ring (which I assumed it's an engagement ring as it has dates and initials engraved on top.) And a Divvy tag (I have no idea what it was until I googled it. Apparently it's a bike sharing service in Chicago) in a briefcase I ordered online. I was thinking of returning the item back to the store but that wouldn't help the person who lost the ring. Attached is a picture of them.

What should I do now?

**I'm not in Chicago

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IBD came to states at 8. My cousins back home are getting arrange married. My parents are starting to pressure me and pity me. But I have no interest in following a "timeline" and am pretty ambivalent when it comes to kids. I already have a SO and do not see a reason to tie the knot just because other people my age are. Anyone else getting pressured and its getting annoying?

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Does GDC have a reputation as a good place to work in BL?

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Hi , I am 11 years Exp, and have an offer of 17.2 ( 16LPA fixed) Cracked AWS and waiting for salary negotiation. Can someone guide me how much should be the base pay , bonus and equity.

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What’s your jacket of choice on a 30-40 degree day? I wear a parka, but that’s usually too heavy if it’s not snowing.

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Enthusiast

Money doesn’t buy love but it helps to cry comfortably 🥴

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Thank you for your service

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Hoping everyone’s safe and still employed!

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Scrolling through the Consulting bowl like...

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I don’t understand the words that are coming out of your mouth....

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This is not a meme

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If you’re that chill consultant, thank you for keeping all of us sane. #plzdontquitbeforeme

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Kinda feel the same way when writing a business proposal, then defending it.

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I’m a simple guy. I see Mc🐝. I upvote.

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What's the best way to describe building and delivering technical proposals (i.e. business development work) and make it sound fancy for non-consulting firms?

Question is inspired by the "changing a light bulb" consulting meme.

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Please do not show to client before Partner review!

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Died to this

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Are you saying leadership seminars don't work?!?!

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For shits and giggles

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Nailed it! 😂

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Let that sink in 😂😂 ..🤓

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KPMG stop posting uncropped screenshots 😒

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When you get comfortable enough with your teammates to make jokes and they don't know how to feel about it

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Article 13 passed, time to close the Europe meme bowl! 🤣

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