Best part about being single: Not having to hold in my gas ! What is the best part of it for you??

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.. this is pretty low on the “reasons to be single” list

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Agree. Just being funny this morning. Happy hump day!

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In a couple and I don’t hold it in. The best of both worlds!

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Ew. Good riddance to that ex-husband!

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You don't have to make any compromises, you get to decorate absolute however you want, you can go out without having to let someone constantly know where you are, you can play whatever music you want out loud and be as gross as you want!

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Recently single, so much happier. Best small things so far - all the space in the bed, cereal for dinner, playing my music whenever I want as loud as I want, not having to check in with someone all the time!
And of course, sex with whoever I want...

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Is that the thought that helps you cope with loneliness?

That’s not exclusive to being single, so it’s not really a “part”

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Someone once said, if you are entrepreneurial enough, any app can be used as a dating app. I see that happening here on fishbowl when i came across this bowl 😂

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How is your dating life? Are you open and crazy about it?

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Been a while since I’ve dated.. started talking to someone.. things were going well... then text responses went from timely to 4-5 hours. Should I move on? No need to add this to list of overthinking..

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Need advice on dating in the region. Any cultural dos and don’ts? or is it regular dating?

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What is everyone’s take on splitting the bill on a first date if there’s zero chemistry and you know there won’t be a second date? As a guy I always pick up the tab on the first date, but starting to question whether that’s too old school.

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May be moving to Philly soon. What’s the lgbt scene like? I’m a 27m. Newly single and eager to jump back into the dating life

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