Anyone aware of M&A happening here?


Book recommendations for a vacation?
Consulting be like

😂 this is too real

No longer the worst!

Deloitte OP is an imposter 🐝

How most my dates go

Calm down! :))

Nailed it! 😂

The Deloitte Crew

Let that sink in 😂😂 ..🤓

what the hell did I write

Making Asses Clean Again

Do it, I dare you. 😑

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“We’d like to spin off the sex abuse arm of our business into a separate unit.”
Enthusiast
Damn thats a good response
“And God said…let there be Digital Transformation”
Vatican wants to buy out Protestantism to curb growth concerns
Hostile takeover
There’s no way we’re losing this pitch
I know just pitched the same to them offered onshore / offshore mix
Bain capital privatizing the most valuable corporations in the world!
I thought they are privately held already hahah there is CEO (pope) thats get elected by senior partners (cardinals) and you have partners overseeing different regions and clients
Buying indulgences again?
Likely not many people got this, but I did.
I can't believe this is real. Went to the account. Confirming, it's real 😱
Thank you for not trusting me
Visual Storyteller
Pope: How do you feel about being paid your management fee and carried interest in the form of indulgences?
Haha good point bain being bain probably are trying to negotiate some good rates
This ‘business’ has great cash flow and a strong asset base of monuments and masterpieces. Attractive to buy and lever up!
Now just wait for Bain Cap to come up with a set rate card for church services from baptisms to absolution of sins in order to “ensure brand consistency” and “improve sales effectiveness”.
“Business is claiming infinite value of intangibles… hard to know whether to “believe” in them…”
Martyrdom & Absolution
Bain pitched the idea of issuing p-coins to drive stickiness and loyalty amongst the cardinals.