Anyone aware of M&A happening here?

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“We’d like to spin off the sex abuse arm of our business into a separate unit.”

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Damn thats a good response

“And God said…let there be Digital Transformation”

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Vatican wants to buy out Protestantism to curb growth concerns

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Hostile takeover

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There’s no way we’re losing this pitch

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I know just pitched the same to them offered onshore / offshore mix

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Bain capital privatizing the most valuable corporations in the world!

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I thought they are privately held already hahah there is CEO (pope) thats get elected by senior partners (cardinals) and you have partners overseeing different regions and clients

Buying indulgences again?

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Likely not many people got this, but I did.

I can't believe this is real. Went to the account. Confirming, it's real 😱

Thank you for not trusting me

Pope: How do you feel about being paid your management fee and carried interest in the form of indulgences?

Haha good point bain being bain probably are trying to negotiate some good rates

This ‘business’ has great cash flow and a strong asset base of monuments and masterpieces. Attractive to buy and lever up!

Now just wait for Bain Cap to come up with a set rate card for church services from baptisms to absolution of sins in order to “ensure brand consistency” and “improve sales effectiveness”.

“Business is claiming infinite value of intangibles… hard to know whether to “believe” in them…”

Martyrdom & Absolution

Bain pitched the idea of issuing p-coins to drive stickiness and loyalty amongst the cardinals.

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As everybody tells u will get more offers during the last one month of notice.

My scenario is i have decent offer but i dont like to join there because of location issue and im looking for jobs in new tech where i have less exp.

Considering this even though if i have less knowlege and if i perform a decent interview process will i get offers at the last moment?Is the offers during the late notice is given based on as he can join early even his performance is average during interview. Pls share

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My entire neighborhood started yelling Black Lives Matter our their windows at 9pm and it went for like five minutes. Very powerful! Hollywood.

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Is it possible not having a car in LA and still getting around safely? I‘m European and used to superb public transport, but I don’t want to use public transport at night and running the risk of being robbed or murdered! Any suggestions?

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Halloween parties in LA? Bars having events, etc

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Noob question - I want to consolidate the dates into a single dates column. Would numpy or pandas help me reorganize this dataset effectively or should I do it within excel?

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healthcare promotion from EM to SM in your firm? trying to calibrate expectations....

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Hi fishes

Need a reality check-
Profile-
Btech (mech) + MBA (non-IIM top 15)
4 years enterprise account management- US based personal computing OEM
1 year Management Consulting- Sales transformation

Input required on-
1. What is my profile fit for account executive role like?
2. What is the salary I can target? (Current- 19.6 fix+ 3.5 JB+ 4 variable) I am gunning for at least 30% jump on fixed.

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C-suite consulting leaders: why are you buying creative agencies?

Does LTI provide reimbursement for WFH setup ?

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Any good PowerPoint SmartArt memes?

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I’m a simple guy. I see Mc🐝. I upvote.

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Sometimes when two memes collide, the results are annoying. (Sourced from the grams).

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Heads or Tails?

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Who is watching Obama’s commencement speeches today?

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This is not a meme

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Plz fix, where’s EY?

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Hits a bit close to home

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Money doesn’t buy love but it helps to cry comfortably 🥴

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Calm down! :))

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Oh my God 😂

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I exercised my right

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Nailed it! 😂

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Congratulations on your stimulus check, pick any item from the bottom case.

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Working with a useless manager be like

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The audacity 🐝

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Please do not show to client before Partner review!

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And did I mention how great at catching bugs he is!!
😂😂

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And Coronavirus also......geez. 🤦‍♀️

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