CD with 7-10yrs experience for max of $110k
Obviouslee not in touch with reality

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Cringe: “You’re not just a designer—you’re a disruptor in disguise. A visual strategist. A brand whisperer. You dream in Pantone, think in systems, and prototype with purpose. As our Creative Director, you won’t just lead the design team—you’ll ignite it. You’ll architect bold visual identities, orchestrate breakthrough campaigns, and turn fragmented brand stories into goosebump-inducing experiences.

You’re not afraid to color outside the lines, burn a few dusty templates, and invent new ones. You believe great design doesn’t just look good—it works hard. Our clients will see you as their creative compass, their north star, and occasionally, their design therapist.”

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This breathless hyperbole is so old and tired. No one believes this ish anymore, right?

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I bet that is the same write up they’ve been copy & pasting since 2011. I wouldn’t even attribute that to AI.

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Did you look at the entire posting? The weird sections with emojis in the headers, endless bullet points - it def looks like someone fed AI every cringe job posting this industry’s ever seen and it puked out this nonsense.

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“Core values: you be you ✨✨✨”

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I hope with a salary like that they give you lunch and a monthly grocery allowance or something. Sheesh.

Preferably rent money

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anybody get the position here, is the salary really THAT low??

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