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“Oh I’m sorry my phone cut you out. What was the question?”

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Used to intern at Accenture, funny to see a bunch of tech consultants pretending to know nothing about tech during meetings lol

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I’m sorry you’re breaking up. Can you repeat that?

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37 weeks today! We are excited :)) the waiting period is weird though. When will baby come???

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Avocado Mexico media agency: y u no buy the ad right before the trump one? Would be funny

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KPMG is looking for qualified CA for their US audit engagement teams (statutory audit). DM me or reply in the comments if interested.
(Job ID - 22000E44 || Location - Kolkata)

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I am offering one month rent free to sublet my one bed apartment in Battery Park City from April - September. The net effective rent is $2,675 per month.
It's a large space in a luxury apartment building with full suite of amenities, located right on the waterfront and close to many subway stations.
Message me if you're interested.

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My agency is looking to fill SEVERAL creative positions. We’re based in Austin, TX. DM if interested

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Hi,

I'm interviewing for Data Analytics Sr Analyst at Salesforce,
What is the Salary range for for this role?

Y.O.E - 4.5 Yrs
CCTC - 10Lpa,
Holding other offer - 21 Lpa

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Koi kapda fit nahi ho raha wfh ke baad 🙁

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Not sleeping bc I don’t want to wake up for another week of the stressful, meaningless sameness. Please share how you carry on.

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I can’t anymore I can’t 😭

Is 19 lakhs good salary for Salesforce Senior Developer with 5+ relevant YOE and in total 7 YEO?

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What do you think about Vice President who forgets what’s discussed in the last meeting and have to start the business story from the scratch again? Attending a meeting unprepared every time. I don’t know where he uses his brain for. So uninspiring.

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I am new to DI...can someone please tell me is it mandatory to claim telephone and LTA...can't we change it to taxable component ? Because I need more In hand

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If I’m just looking to slim down is the best thing to do at the gym run?

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I got an offer for BA GCB 5, but the department is not mentioned, HR told that department will be allocated once I join. Is it so? Don't they inform the department prior?

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I joined tcs on feb 2022
Recently I resigned, i know it was worst decision to leave tcs early but also worst to join 😁🥲

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Does anyone here work for any public accounting firms in the Charlotte area with a decent work life balance? I am looking to go somewhere where I can focus on a few clients for longer periods of time rather than constantly bouncing around. I find it much less stressful to put in longer hours if it's a client that I have been scheduled on long term.

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When you're pretty sure it would be easier to survive Game of Thrones as a main character for 6 seasons than to rewrite the 40 page walkthrough correctly. 🙄🙄💀💀

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Friendly reminder with flu season right around the corner: please cover your mouth or stay home!

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Any NYC or PHL ad agencies looking for staff or freelance senior or executive producers?

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These numbers are really irrelevant unless you know the agency. It would take a lot less dough to get me into w+k than say, a Translation or similar.

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