Dear 6am calls, I dont 💕 you. 🥹

Hi Fishes, Has anyone attended MAKE MY TRIP interview on the QA Automation side recently ? what kind of questions are being asked, any idea would be a great help

Urgent joining coming up:
Robert Bosch 23 or Palo Alto networks 22 + stocks $6k per year for Sr Analyst role? Bosch hybrid and palo wfh?? Palo client role
And Bosch service Role

For those in advisory - what was your raise amount (in dollars) from staff 1 to staff 2?

This job doesn’t pay enough to compensate for the years & education wasted here. We’re smart enough to be pilots and medical professionals. Yet we’re tying numbers in a soon to be obsolete industry.

Can’t seem to get anything done until the deadline is super close. Anyone else ?

Hey guys! I just recently moved to Vancouver and actively looking for jobs. Anyone know of any opportunities for SAP PM/EAM or System Analyst/Business Analyst with ERP please let me know. Would be of great help. Thanks!

Hello fam! Hope you’ll are enjoying your Sunday!

I faked my resume I mean my contracting firm did and I didn’t have choice and I got the job. Now my client wants to offer me a full time position. I kind of feel like they trust me with the work I’m doing and also considering my past experiences to offer me a full time and moreover it’s only been 3 months.

I know it’s a little unusual but what do you guys think/suggest me to do in this situation?!

What happens in case your GC I-140 is approved with current employer and new employer don’t start GC process?

Hi everyone i joined nagarro in oct 2021 as engineer but the person with same experience got promoted to senior engineer can anyone tell the process. Thanks in advance @ nagarro

GF is 32 and I’m 28. She wants kids within 2 years, understandably. I never envisioned having kids that early (more like late 30s), but I like her a lot. Anyone else gone through something similar?

Welp. Had an interview scheduled for this morning for 30 mins. I join the webex & nothing. I email the recruiter after 15 mins and get a response saying the interviewer had something come up and would like to reschedule. Is it dramatic of me to be bothered by the fact they didn’t even apologize? Meanwhile, I have another interview for a different company Monday & the recruiter reached out today asking if I had any questions or do a zoom test run.

Anyone looking to get in at BDO?
Separately, anyone in the southwest or looking to get to the southwest?

Looking to build out my 2021 investment strategy over the holidays and looking for resource recommendations on the following.
1- Where to learn/refresh about Options; 2- resource to download or analyze stock data (historical prices) as well as key metrics (PE, YoY revenue growth) to identify stocks as outliers either for shorting or as investment 3 - Paid or unpaid resources that discuss ideas and trends (not necessarily just stock picks).
thanks in advance. And happy holidays!

Is everyone satisfied with your numbers??

How honest can you be with a recruiter? If you are looking for a job that will help tee you up for an in-house position, is it okay to say that? I'm meeting with a recruiter for the first time later today and I'm unsure about the whole process...

Hi I am a MBA in marketing with 4yr experience in sales. I have done product management and sap sd. Can any one provide job opening lead in any for any of this position in bangalore. I really want to move out from sales.

Work sucks and I just wanna cuddle 🥺

I once signed up for a class in law school, realized I didn’t want to go, just kept putting off withdrawing until the deadline passed, then didn’t worry about it all semester until the day before the final when I emailed the prof to say that I didn’t realize I was still in the class. He changed me to withdrawn without any fuss

Ah the wait while the background check clears, I don’t feel like working. Thoughts on things to do!?

Tips for someone that’s trying to get pregnant but struggling with fertility issues

Was offered a role at fluent360 but I can’t find out anything about them… the only thing I’ve discovered is a fairly high turnover rate. Any advice?

I’m afraid I’m emotionally unavailable and that by the time I figure out how to be emotionally available I’ll have lost the good guy I’m currently with. I love this guy with my head but not my heart. But also my heart feels dead in general so 🫠. I’m already in therapy. What if this is as far as I can go in terms of emotional capacity? I am stressed.

That is all.

My latest LinkedIn annoyance is the people posting about their kids wearing their company swag or seeing their company logo/name out and about (as in sponsorships).

So much work, so little time😭

I just discovered that you can swipe left and right on a bowl's pinned post, to see other pinned posts. Is this something that most people overlook, or am I just an idiot?

Post a pic of your food and I’ll rate 1-10. Friday food party begins here 🍜

Projectile vomiting into the bathtub while using the bathroom from the other end is so much fun. Yay stomach bugs

My car that I purchased in 2020 has been the best performing asset I own right now

One morning after a night out, I woke up in a stupor and believed it to be Saturday when it was actually Friday.. Only later in the weekend did I realize that I had completely missed work Friday, didn’t log in or talk to anybody.

When I came back to work on Monday and began to assess damage, my manager / team acted like nothing had happened and my team lead was OOO so they didn’t notice. No meetings were scheduled but expected to be fired/screwed, will always worship that Manager and team

Cons of being large chested it is impossible to find a cute swimsuit top that doesn't make me look saggy...anyone have any recs? I've already wasted so much money trying to find a cute one.

My back hurts so I’ve been laying on the floor looking at Fishbowl all day instead of doing my job.

Anyone have any good office chair recos for sedentary potatoes that wfh?

Can I ask a cop to stay outside my door if I feel threatened at home?

Steak dinner at a nice restaurant...or Chinese takeout tonight? Solo for both...

If someone gives you 2 hours of work and you have 2 days to do it. How long are you taking to turn the work in? 🤔

Anyone else have really selfish thoughts sometimes and then feel very guilty about it? Just me?