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Don’t fall for big silicas tricks

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true story my little brother ate one of these as a toddler, so we called poison control and they said he's fine, it's just a choking hazard. so eat away and #staywoke.

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Any one out there who has a genuinely informed view of the capacity of a biglaw remote access system (Citrix and VPN) that was designed to facilitate remote working by a fraction (contd in comments)

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Just found out I will be taking two depositions in the near future. These are not key witnesses but I am still nervous. I’ve only been licensed since October of last year and still feel like I have no clue what I’m doing half the time. Any deposition tips?

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About to start a new position doing cross border securitization and structured lending transactions. What should I expect as a first year and how can I prepare?

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How much time generally it takes to get offer after this email? There is no link provided so that I can go and check the portal.

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Are people still buying Bitcoin at these levels?

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What in the world is with ADA being able to dodge this dip that’s hitting all others including ETH?

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Now this is wild stuff. Seems like the good news is getting faster and faster.

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Does anyone recall what senior consultant utilization targets are at Deloitte?

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Review summaries out?

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Just heard today that my project is going to shutdown in October. I am not sure what is going to happen with me since my manager did not say anything yet. Super stressed not sure what to do?

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Hi All, I am looking for packages upwards of 150 k, London area, tech consulting or tech. Any pointers to companies where I should apply? Currently am at 120 k.

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What a good news to have on Friday. IR35 repealed from April 23. Good old days of contracting are back. Good riddance from consulting companies who charge big rates and pay peanuts.

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Anyone with experience with Digital Data Analytics? What are some key technical skills to know? Trying to decide on some courses focused towards this career path.

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On average, have you seen VCR and CTR are inversely correlated? (When you click out on a video player, does that stop the tracking for quartile completions?)

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don't really get people's hype about pumpkin spice in general though

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What does everyone think about dining out at a restaurant (outdoor seating at 50% capacity, tables 6 feet apart) now that restaurants opening back up? Safe? In Florida for context.

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What's the best way to stay productive throughout the day? I often hit an afternoon slump

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Great resource if you're teaching American History.

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#7 sounds good...🤔🤔

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Who volunteers as tribute?

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Provide a caption contest....make it funny 😁

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Dear Abby- please make it possible to download so that I can take credit for finding and sharing with team.

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Why u take my seat!?

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When you know your pilot had a mad one last night...

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So much truth.

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Never ending conference call

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90 minutes in a nutshell

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When Excel formatting doesn’t play nice on a Friday.

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When you're about to go into surgery and the MD hits you with a "Pls fix!" . . . This one hit too close to home 😭😭😭

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Spoiler alert. Hahaha!

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Heads up - the partner is onsite

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Happy St. Pat’s Day Bowlers.

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Meeting anyone below your level at client site

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Can Pfizer just make a super strong Xanax just for 2020?

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Not sure if I have to laugh or cry

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Hard earned mean -🐢

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When you know HE is not your Uber driver... but he is still trying

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