I think Elon Musk is hot.

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I want myself a space daddy 😋

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Gonna shatter the glass here...

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@CW1......We’re not going to hate on a glow up.

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Shows what money and a stylist can do.

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Elon Musk sounds like a nasty eurotrash cologne 🤣

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I too am attracted to vast wealth

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He definitely has swagger 😏

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Omg same. And his tweets are funny.

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Ew.

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Co-signed! I was highkey disappointed about him breaking up with Amber Heard... I want to be a part of that sandwich.

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@CW1: I love you for this. Inside every hero is an ogre and vice versa. ❤️

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If we can’t love him on his worst day... 😂

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He already has six kids, but when you’re a billionaire, what’s a few more?

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UNNFFFFF 💖💖 SPACE DADDYYY👽👽👽👽

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I’d tap that

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To me he’s like that Seinfeld girlfriend - sometimes he looks super hot and other times he’s hideous.

🤢 nooooooo

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Anybody excited about his genius?? I want to know what happens to his Roadster.

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