One of life’s small luxuries is when your colleagues narrowly miss the closing elevator doors and you get to ride up all on your own 🙏

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The oops face is always fake and always funny

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Pretend to hit the open button and make the face that you are trying to keep the door open when you are really hitting the close button

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Almost makes up for those times when two gabronis get in the elevator and stand on opposite sides and then proceed to yell across you. That’s a special kind of sociopath

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*Jabronies

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I live for these moments.

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*frantically pounding door close button*

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You should take a vacation

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Gotta love hitting the phantom open door button.. oh whoops, sorry

Hey! That’s usually me trying to get on the elevator. 😡

I always hit close button rightaway

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