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The oops face is always fake and always funny
Pretend to hit the open button and make the face that you are trying to keep the door open when you are really hitting the close button
Almost makes up for those times when two gabronis get in the elevator and stand on opposite sides and then proceed to yell across you. That’s a special kind of sociopath
*Jabronies
I live for these moments.
*frantically pounding door close button*
You should take a vacation
Gotta love hitting the phantom open door button.. oh whoops, sorry
Hey! That’s usually me trying to get on the elevator. 😡
I always hit close button rightaway