When neither you nor your work bff have any self control

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It’s fine, you can always explain away your shiftiness with an intro caveat about how you were up all night putting in extremely valuable work for the client.

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Yes, im throwing up because....alcoho---er--food...poisoning

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Guilty

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Super guilty

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@d1 well... fine for me. I had the jurisprudence of throwing up immediately when i got to the hotel, drinking some gatorade, taking some ibuprofen and putting on blue planet 2.

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How did the presentation go?

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A finely tuned consultant on the verge of greatness

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#BigMood after that direct deposit hits 😩

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Gotta love west coast travel projects

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I feel seen 🥸

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When you make a tricky perfect solution that needs to be carefully orchestrated.

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Some truths are eternal

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When you're about to go into surgery and the MD hits you with a "Pls fix!" . . . This one hit too close to home 😭😭😭

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When everyone on a flight has priority boarding

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Even I’m worried for her banana now 💩

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Does eating hours make up the delta of less food?

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Reminder to drink water.

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I get asked what it’s like to be in consulting AND have children. This pretty much sums it up .

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