Fam, I think I’m done with LinkedIn. Just saw a new baby post on being promoted to mom; infant pics and all.

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I was in a situation. What did I do?

Something surprising and elegantly simple.

I did this because I am an awesome person and manager, and studies show this is the right thing to do.

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And everyone clapped.

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Better than 90% of what I see on LinkedIn

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You’re also not wrong

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LinkedIn posts rival Reddit comments when it comes to insufferable.

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"I'm humbled to be asked to speak at the annual young leaders in insurance sales conference taking place at the Philadelphia Airport Ramada. Hope to see everyone there!"

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And they didn’t even tell us what they learned about B2B sales!

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Check out LinkedIn lunatics on Reddit and either laugh or completely question all your life choices that lead you here 🤣

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I'm convinced there isn't a single new thought on LinkedIn - all regurgitated chatgpt insight and news no one cares about. Not worth it anymore! Just make connections the old fashioned way.

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LinkedIn - The official social media of HR.

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