Former Disney security here. Ask me anything!

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The only questions I have are about how thousands of kids go missing every year, the underground tunnels, and the connections to the E files, but this probably isn’t the right bowl for that.

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Our underground tunnels have nothing to do with that 🙅‍♂️

Fascinating! Is it true you wear black polo shirts as security there?

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Haha funny story, I had my foot rub over by one of those scooters and then the guest tried to blame me for “trying to trip her scooter”. My boss was with me, warned the woman harshly, and gave me the day off (I wasn’t injured).

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Why is Goofy a dog that wears clothes and talks while Pluto is just a dog that licks and sniffs himself?

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Ok, this guy’s legit

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Who was the most violent Disney character? My money is on Buzz Lightyear, think that guy would be a lunatic if you gave him a beer, a lot of pent up issues.

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Haha no characters are violent, but fans were definitely handsy with the princesses, which are young girls (19-27 typically). I’ve definitely removed a drunk person or four after touching or harassing a princess, which is absolutely pathetic.

From a satirical perspective, my money is on Woody or Stitch.

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Didn't we have a "disney cast member AMA" not that long ago? Are disney recruitment trying to advertise via fishbowl?

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If there was, link it to me. There’s quite a few of us who have made the transition from cast member to advertising.

I’ll shoot. How can we get ex-Disney people to stop making these posts?

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No one’s perfect, brother.

The most amount of turkey legs eaten in one sitting?

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2. But I was off the clock!

How is working in Yellow Shoes internal agency?

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I believe you have to move to celebration or la but there may be special exceptions for high level creatives.

Could be conspiracy, but do hundreds of kids go missing from the park every year?

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I’ve heard about it. Not true.

Seems more like you’ve been given a task to dispel our so-called misconceptions about Disney than to actually address any real concerns we have about it. It’s too late, we know the truth. But nice try

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Tell me your concerns. I’m here for them :)

What is the best food to hone in on at the park?

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Which park specifically? I have different recos for breakfast, lunch, snacks and dinner per park.

You catch many people banging in the park?

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We have, not super frequent. Code orange.

How many alligators on property at any given time?

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Not even we know that, chief

Give us a horror story

No idea. He wasn’t one of ours and he hadn’t been backstage. He also wouldn’t talk to the police so he was locked up for a bit. But at least he lived.

How long does the NDA last and what are the contract terms like?

5 years from the last day I was a Disney parks employee. And for every year I didn’t break the nda they sent me a little bonus. Which was nice.

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How actually haunted is the haunted mansion

Sounds about right🤣

On average, how many kids did you smuggle to Epsteins island on any given weekend?

Zero. And that’s a terrible joke.

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