Stop putting two spaces after periods, grandpa.

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If I don't put two spaces after my periods, how will people know I have a degree in English literature? It is the quickest, easiest and most passive-aggressive way I know to communicate the smug superiority I feel about having a humanities degree and how that makes me an objectively better human being than anyone with a degree that's actually relevant to their careers.

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Yes. It looks terrible and there is no reason for it in our post-typewriter, proportionally spaced contemporary world.

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Guilty. Deeply ingrained habit from the olden days. Take pity on us two spacers, we know not what we do.

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Wait. Seriously asking. No more double space after a period?

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Hey, kid, you’re missing a space after that period. Your generation is just too lazy to hit the space bar a second time.

Yes, I’m kidding.

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Get. Over. It. Your life will go on just as well either way.

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