I fantasize about people thinking I'm the witty, well paid creative at that cool place when I post here. I don't have the be the lame, unemployed one who's barely holding on like in real life.

It is 78 degrees inside my studio apartment. (Windows don’t open) and I don’t wanna turn on the AC overnight to avoid a high electricity bill. However, I might tonight. How much of an increase will it cost me?

What's your morning routine before you enter the office or hospital? How do you mentally prepare for the day? I'm trying affirmations for the first time...

Is it good practice to connect with an admissions officer after a 1:1 with them?

When ibm provides relieving letter and when they provide service letter??

What’s an affordable skin care routine? Morning and night please

Anyone from Enterprise here who has received a promotion call or any idea what is happening?

What are the true strengths of EY-Parthenon in Europe? I know they have the usual matrix of practices (topic vs industry), I’m more looking for those areas where they have a real edge?

Any insights on what is the compensation range for regional managing director role at coinbase?

Hi does hsbc gives joining bonus how much salary band we can expect for gcb 5 ? This is my 3rd post on fishbowl but not a single reply I am getting ..

If you get a full time offer from the firm where you interned during your summer after your first year of MBA, will the offer pay for your second year of tuition?

I have 2 weeks until the GMAT and want to raise my quant score from 47 to 48-49. I’m considering using TTP. Which modules are most important to cover for the exam?

Hi All - My Wharton TBD is tomorrow and I am nervous as hell - would really appreciate tips from folks who have already interviewed? Thanks in advance.

Hello Sharks,
Will global logic provide food and cab?

I want to leave but I’m stuck in a lease signed in January. Everyone I know is moving home to work remotely and save money. I’ve never felt more stuck.

PSA: A shirt with a buttoned collar is not a dress shirt, please stop

Best way to lookup a value with multiple criteria across rows and Columns, for 3 criteria I usually do sum product. Any other tips?

How do I look up values from a column in a row? E.g. Values in A1:A6 in B2:F2?

New writer on an account. Being pitted against the other existing writer on the account for every project. They take it very personally if my work is chosen over theirs

*meeting begins*
Strategist: we really think this brief could be fun. The client needs to promote this new product and we found...
Data guru: Data
Strategist: ahem, we found...
Data guru: DATA!
Strategist: we...
Data guru: BIG DATA!!!!!
*a tattoo grows on the data gurus neck. It’s a birthday cake that says Happy Data. There are no doors in the room. Everything turns to numbers. You die, then awake you are now the data guru. You try to speak and only data comes out*

Who are your favorite advertising comedy directors? Who are your favorite comedy directors who are women?

What’s your take on a job listing that states “From $xx,xxx”

The particular job I’m looking at has this on the listing and I’m curious as to what their budget actually is. Do I assume a range?

They’re seeking someone with 5-8 years experience. I have the latter (8 almost 9)

How would I approach this when asked without pricing myself out of the position? Especially if they’re not willing to be upfront (assuming here) how much they’d want to offer me in particular.

Offered 8 grand less than interns who were hired on last year...need negotiation advice!
Is it appropriate to bring up that I know the salary amount that was offered there in previous years?

What are benefits of working with a content strategist on a project?

What are strong must-have traits of a good content strategist?

Trying to build a case for my agency to hire our first CS!

Anyone wanna give me constructive criticism on my portfolio? 😪

Did you ever lose all hope in finding happiness in this career but then did something pivotal that helped you achieve it?

What did you do?

I’m spent.

What advice do you have for someone who wants to make a quick and seamless transition from operations to creative?

A branding question. If FIFA stopped calling it the Women’s World Cup, would more of the world start treating it with as much reverence as the men’s World Cup, which is just called The FIFA World Cup?

Does anybody know which are the best in-house agencies to work for? Thanks!

Just became an ACD. Im in a limbo. Half of the time im being treated as a Super Senior AD and the other half im being treated as a Almost CD. Then when im scoped over work that my CD and I oversee, some people are asking me how does my role differ from the CD’s, as they tend to look at me as an unnecessary layer for approvals. In a way, i do the job so well that i get asked to do more AD projs and guide more projs — but then: wtf does my CD do? They mostly just 👍🏻what i direct n approve

Just found out I’m getting laid off in two weeks. How do I stay motivated to do work until then?

I put in my two weeks! But now it's weird here haha. Agencies should ask you to leave and pay you out. This is silly.

Does anyone have any experience with the agency Brand Buddy?
(Working under contract for)

Hi. Can I bounce some ideas for a spot off one of ya?