I fantasize about people thinking I'm the witty, well paid creative at that cool place when I post here. I don't have the be the lame, unemployed one who's barely holding on like in real life.

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Act like the person you fantasize about. Everyone is performing. Hang in there.

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Hey AI can’t take your job if you do t have one

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Hang in there.

helpful

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Perform like you are that person. Start thinking what would this cool person (in my head) be doing? Start implementing the cool guys habits and watch you become him.

Rooting for you!

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