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I was once in a product demonstration where the sales guy was configuring the software checking boxes saying they have a machine learning system and right now he is teaching the machine what to do…

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Can't tell if this is sklearn or prophet 🥲

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I thought it was a bunch of if else statements stringed together .

You can do this with tree based methods and throw it right in sql =]

Need it to printf(‘moneyinmybankaccountsoicanquitmyjob’)

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