I want to go back to the office because I don’t have any trace of personality other than being a hotshot attorney

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I have a solution for this. Get a full length mirror and walk by every couple minutes and give yourself a "finger gun" greeting. Every third time you walk by make an inappropriate comment about your physical appearance, race or religion but follow it up with "Just Kidding!". You will feel like you are back in the office in no time.

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Heavy Louis Litt vibes lol

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I wish I felt like a hotshot attorney! Going on 9 years, and that feeling still hasn’t come. So, home forever works just fine for me.

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Relatable 😄 In my case also add 90% of friends being work friends

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