Is Nagar Nigam Lucknow so difficult to deal with? Any Lucknow folks care to shed some gyan on how things work in UP?

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Everything in UP is difficult to deal with. There are three things that work in UP- Patience, Power or Paisa. Govt officials will make things difficult for you to just get the bribe. I don’t know what you are looking for and how your network is but the fastest way to get something done is if you know a senior official- IPS, IAS, PCS, etc. who you can name drop / escalate to if things are not moving forward. The bigger the issue you are solving the more power and money you need.

I grew up in a city close to Lucknow

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this is easy . just pay few hundred bribe,certificate eill be delivered at home

I just got my birth certificate from Prayagraj… pretty straightforward process and they give you an electronic link to access the certificate as well

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Muskuraiye, aap Lucknow mei hai. 😜

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