Is walking out of the bathroom stall after taking a loud, gassy dump to the horrified and disgusted face of your CCO a good reason to start looking for a new job? Asking for a friend.

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Did you wash your hands?

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I had to take the rest of the day off.

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You justly deserve it.

No. Next time just look at him in the eye and say: keep the change buddy.

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At times like this… remote work is everything

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I would have said - hey you wanted us in the office bud and walked out (after washing hands of course)

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You say “and that’s why I’m you’re number two man”

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It’s a show of force. They should respect you more now.

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The lion doesn’t care if the antelope watches him drop a deuce.

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I probably would. But, if the CCO is cool (and human), a lot will depend on your relationship with him/her, prior to the blowout. If you’re good at what you do do ( pardon the pun), your breach of bathroom protocol/etiquette might be laughable. But if you’re slacking in any way, this episode could dump all over your future with this agency.

We’re all flawed, involuntarily erupting human beings, mostly worthy of grace. BUT… if I were you, I’d go see a gastroenterologist to help manage future attacks. Good luck.

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“the blowout” cc1 you funny 😄

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It’s also why you sit in the stall until everyone leaves.

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Didn't know they were there. Straight ninja-like quiet.

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Oh no, you sunk my battleshit!

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Just know you were a topic during the next strategy meeting.

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“I take care of my business at my desk, and here.”

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The bigger the title, the bigger the bathroom blowouts. C suite dumps aren’t just gassy; they are explosive and rancid.

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What did you eat? A greasy account person?

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Probably an under qualified copywriter

Say you have a gastrointestinal condition. Make them feel bad.

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As always, maintain eye contact and establish dominance

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Would they prefer if you did it at your desk?

Tomorrow you get promoted- with a wink.

You just say, “Imagine how much more I can take on with an output like that” and ask for that promotion.

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