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It’s a matter of time before someone starts posting about how Ozempic changed their lives. I guarantee it.

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Pro

I may need to delete my post.

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Everyone is about to look like the characters on Nightmare before Christmas because of Ozempic.

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So what? Whatever medication people take for whatever they have - herpes, migraines, ADHD, depression, obesity. I don’t care. I didn’t want to know before and I don’t judge anyone now.

I’m sick of hearing about Ozempic and don’t get what the hype is. We are so obsessed with weight and other people’s bodies. If people take medication that helps them feel better- it has nothing to do with me and I never asked to know. Nor do I judge people for taking medication. Why do you care?

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I’m sorry… i thought the purpose of this bowl was to call out cringe linkedin posts but clearly I’ve hit a personal nerve. pop all your pills judgement free from me… but maybe don’t post on LinkedIn about it?

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Anyone on board the H1B 2023 train? How long does BAL take to update the status if picked?

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Will Infosys revise my offer letter if I will show them other company offer which is paying me more.
Infosys offering : yoe6+ SR. Consultant (5A)18lap with 15% variable

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Tech stack - DevOps
YEO- 8 years
Current org - Oracle
Current CTC - 20 lpa
How much is expected from good product based to offer?
Any recent experience would be appreciated.@

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Any referral for Scrum master role.
Immediate joiner - 20 days.
Location - Pune, Indore.

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What’s the relocation perk while joining ADP?

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Hello! I run an architectural and interior design studio in India with our focus ranging from conceptual designs and visualisations to construction drawing sets. If someone has any leads, commissions or an advice please free to drop a comment

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Community Builder

Can anyone please suggest any affordable apartments in Abu Dubai or any real estate agents to help me hunt for apartments.

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Hello, I recently was reached out to by an in-house recruiter at a similar but slightly different company than the one I currently work for. The recruiter provided a base range and an OTE range. The lower end of that range is what I am currently making. The higher end of that range is almost 200k more than my current comp. The role is almost identical. I wasn’t looking to move, but that higher end range would set my family up very nicely for our goals. But I am happy at my current company. Help?

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Looking to do a department change. Does anyone have experience in Pathology? I have an interview as a pathology assistant. What can one expect working in that environment? Is it fast-paced? I attached is the description…

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Hi, brains

i have updated my resume on linkedIn and naukri.. Only few calles only i get..

If any vacancy is avalable in your firm pls refer me
Looking banglore loc
Java dev with 5 yr exp (spring, hibernate, microservice)

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Things you wish you would've known before working for your firm:

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Chief

Feeling grateful today. 🥺

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I’m looking for examples of accessible / ADA-compliant color palettes. Not a color palette builder tool, but a gallery of compliant color palettes I can use for inspiration. Please share your favorites here. Thanks!

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Conversation Starter

Male Chicago 🐠, any winter jacket recommendations for Chicago winters?

(Please no Canada goose)

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Where did you meet your significant other in the city? Looking for ideas to meet new people!

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Anyone have a recommendation for a career coach - I’m burnt out and hate advertising/digital ? Also I’m was just laid off so now’s the time to make a change

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Omg…I’m starting an audit associate role with EY in the fall and I’m starting to freak out as I’m reading all these Big4 audit horror stories!

Hit me with the good, the bad, and the ugly…please be honest! EY

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Just a question for the ladies since I'm dealing with something like this right now.
Would you want to live with the groom's parents, just after marriage.?
Why/why not

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Which one is better ?

Sabre India -19.43 LPA (Product based)
17.5 LPA fixed
2L variable

LTI (18.5LPA)
16L fixed
1.5L Variable
1L JB

YOE -6 years
Tech Stack -Selenium, Java, Test NG , Cucumber, Jenkins,Git,API Testing

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What do most people invest in for their Roth IRA portfolio? I’ve heard target funds and ETF’s..which one is better?

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How are people this comfortable with public bragging? I will always be in awe 🫢 (1/2)

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Dear fishes,

If you are hungry, eat.

Be Brave!

Sincerely,
The greatest vice president of this bowl.

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Visual Storyteller

And now.. let me take a selfie!

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This dentsu challenge thing is so cringe. Such an echo chamber.

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This is how I feel!!!

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I have been waiting/looking for this exact bowl. It’s graduation season. Get ready for the “I’m proud to announce” LinkedIn posts that none of us give a piss about. May we post and roast mercilessly.

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Because empathy makes you the ✨️ star✨️ amongst your team!

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Cringe. Finding an excuse to pose a pic of herself. Also, Jean skirt: faux pas.

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The LinkedIn headers have gone too far now

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This is the very definition of privilege

Able to post something so absurdly wrong (Google PMs in the comments explaining that she transferred ladders when she switched jobs internally, hence pay change)

Able to become a product manager at Google and STILL not comprehend how misleading the race aggregation stat is “Black women make 58 cents to every $1 a white man makes!” not taking into account job choice and individual opportunity.

..all while the comments are filled with blind support

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“I’m excited to announce I don’t give a s*** about your new job or promotion” - me 90% of the time on LinkedIn

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Enthusiast

This is our bowl leader

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Any day is a good day to pat yourself on the back. In public. 🤦‍♂️

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Not cringey but funny as hell.

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Uhhhh 🤔🤔🤔🤔 this guy's tone is just off putting
Cont'd in the comments.

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Not every person in the comments saying how great of a parent they are

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Biggest cringe for me has got to be when people include “ex-<company name>” in their title… see it for loads of the big 4 firms and I’m thinking wow you must love slave drivers that underappreciate you 🤣

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Full disclosure, I didn’t read past the first sentence.

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y’all doing too much on LinkedIn… comparing having a baby to paying off debt. Great accomplishment but wtf is this post??? It’s so long I’ll have to include second part in another photo

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Incoming (job title) vs ex (company name).
Which one is more cringe?

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