It’s a matter of time before someone starts posting about how Ozempic changed their lives. I guarantee it.

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Everyone is about to look like the characters on Nightmare before Christmas because of Ozempic.

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So what? Whatever medication people take for whatever they have - herpes, migraines, ADHD, depression, obesity. I don’t care. I didn’t want to know before and I don’t judge anyone now.

I’m sick of hearing about Ozempic and don’t get what the hype is. We are so obsessed with weight and other people’s bodies. If people take medication that helps them feel better- it has nothing to do with me and I never asked to know. Nor do I judge people for taking medication. Why do you care?

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I’m sorry… i thought the purpose of this bowl was to call out cringe linkedin posts but clearly I’ve hit a personal nerve. pop all your pills judgement free from me… but maybe don’t post on LinkedIn about it?

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Is it just me or do 90% of the jobs being laid off by big tech sound made up? Many job descriptions with multiple bullet points that all kinda revolve around the same idea. One of my buddies works for a big IT company and literally just sits on meetings all day. No one really contributing to anything other than agreeing to whatever the speaker is saying. Are these kind of jobs finally being exposed? Six figure employees getting paid to sit and bounce ideas off each other?

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This is the very definition of privilege

Able to post something so absurdly wrong (Google PMs in the comments explaining that she transferred ladders when she switched jobs internally, hence pay change)

Able to become a product manager at Google and STILL not comprehend how misleading the race aggregation stat is “Black women make 58 cents to every $1 a white man makes!” not taking into account job choice and individual opportunity.

..all while the comments are filled with blind support

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2. The brand collector, who writes “ex-“ for every former company they worked at and school they went to. Maybe less full of it but still insufferable.

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Be Brave!

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Before LinkedIn...to me, the king of professional cringey was Shingy. Do you guys remember him? He was aol's overpaid "digital prophet" and got paid to visit companies at lunchtime and babble the same kind of nonsense we now call "LinkedIn cringe".

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Why is this on LinkedIn? What does this have to do with networking and the workplace and careers? It feels like people are just using LinkedIn for a Facebook replacement...

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Cringe for today!
Two things,
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2. What's your point?

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Quite literally the worst thing i’ve ever seen

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Maybe nobody else is in the office early because this helmet is too annoying to be around?

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“I used to be rich, but I sold all my stock so now I’m poor like you guys!” is a new one

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I’m baby is dying but I’ve got KPI’s, so give me attention!

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Do we think this is what all partners are thinking?

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