And the crowd goes fucking nuts 😂 what’s your best story?

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When you spend 3 days of your homicide trial battling against the prosecutor’s timeline of events, and your client has been consistent with his story from day one... and then on day 4, your client takes the stand and recites the prosecutor’s timeline... you just look over your shoulder at your paralegal and want to cry.

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