Looking for some levity in this tough week... What's the craziest (i.e. Funniest) thing you heard in the office??

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My old coworker once came up to me after hours and explained to me how he used to be democratic until he 'grew up' and switched to republican and proceeded to go on for over an hour about his upbringing. Im not into politics so i didnt care but was on a tight deadline. Poor me didnt know how to tell the guy to politely leave me alone. I love WFH

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ab purposeless life jine me bilkul maza nahi aata... wahi roz ki chik chik ghar me, harami rishtedar aur office me stress aur politics.
kya karein kaha jayein...

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