Merry Reasonable Festive Period….

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Subject to ongoing review, thx

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Put “Draft” on upper right corner.

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“Privileged attorney work product”

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My thoughts, clockwise:
1. Absolutely nothing implies you are guaranteeing, and presence of "wish" strengthens this as the only reasonable interpretation. This adds text for no reason.
2. The client clearly drafted a Christmas card. You can ask them to confirm they want to include other holidays but this change is unnecessary and overly expansive
3. Ambiguous statement by client, shouldn't assume they mean a good next whole year - request clarification if they want the recipient to have a good next year or good New Years holiday.
4. Grammatically nonsensical. As changed, it frames new years as an element of Christmas. New years is a distinct holiday. Change rejected.
5. Nothing implies an obligation that needs to be limited(see 1 re. "Wish"), so unnecessary. Least bad of the corrections though.

Assessment: promote this associate for billing to review a greeting card, brilliant creation of new firm niche.

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Subject to change without notice.

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Exactly how we draft letters. Very cold, apathetic and unfriendly. But believe me we do it for a purpose.

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I am betting fifty bucks the one that's gonna receive this would roll their eyes. Hahah. Oh well, to each his own.

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Nah. This is too much for work me. I'd like to relax my mind during the holidays. Hahaha

They will surely know that it's from a lawyer. This is too much work! Lol

Thats funny shit! O so true.

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