My goat is eating my emus feathers and I now have an emu in Christmas attire and a pissed off goat.

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Zoomie.

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I thought this was a joke until I saw the pic 😂

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I would have posted on the Who loves emus bowl but it's pretty quiet there...

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Partners really live a different lifestyle 😂

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Please let us see the pissed off goat!🐐

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Looks guilty 😂

This makes up for the chicken we never got to see.

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Lol glad I'm not the only one that thinks about Lisa the chicken from time to time 🤣

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YOU GUYS. I may have unfairly accused Goaty McGoatface. I'm so ashamed. I saw a bunch of emu feathers on the ground today. If the goat was eating them, she would have gobbled them up. I think my emu is depressed.

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A client who hasn't yet worked with me today saw that my firm bio mentions an emu (our firm likes to do fun facts about the attorneys). He made a joke about how he had to insist on seeing the emu. I almost never work from home, but I did this week because my kid is sick. So I was like... Hold tight... Let me get my boots.

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UPDATE (maybe I need a new thread). I locked my emu up for the night like always. It's very secure. Some loud noise startled us awake but nothing seemed off. We thought there had been a line explosion somewhere. Anyway, Zoomie tore down the wire paneling in her pen to make a small hole that shouldn't fit an emu. And she kool-aid-manned her ass out of there. I have no idea how. It shouldn't work.

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Lmfao

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OP: where do you live? Is there an Airbnb option?

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Happy to do it in exchange of a plane ticket and opportunity to take care of emus and goats. Hell, might as well bill the flight ticket to the client 🤪

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And here I thought I had problems 😜

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Well it sounds like you're lacking an emu.

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