You’re given 5 minutes where your dog can speak/understand English. What would you say to him/her?

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How do I know you are in pain?

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Literally if I know this, I would be so much at peace. He already knows I love him and vice versa.

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That I love her so much. That she is my everything. That she needs to let me know when it’s time to say goodbye so I’m not overthinking if I waited too long.

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Why are you intelligent enough to pee on the carpet in my bathroom but too dumb to pee on your own sheet in the garden?

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Relatedly, what would you do if your dog one day turned to you, said “no one will believe you” and never talked again

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I'd die.. like right there on the spot 😂😂

“I promise that when we leave the house, we’ll always come back and you can relax and enjoy your favorite couch while we’re gone.”

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This! ☝🏽

First, can you stop trying to bite dad/break down the door when we have sex? Then I would want to know what I can do to make their lives better.

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Seriously! Pathetic puppy cries from outside the bedroom have not been helpful for mood setting

this is how you close a door

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Nothing - he is sleeping

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Idk..... I seriously need to think about this!! So many options/variables!!! 🤯🤯🤯

This is a good strategy! The mere thought of him talking put me on the edge 😂😂

I love you so much, and will always come back when I leave the house. If you’re ever in pain, make small woof noises. If someone hurts you, run to me and bark at them so I know. I love you!

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