“My materiality is bigger than your materiality” (neener voice).

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^says the small materiality people.

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MOM!!!! He said his materiality is bigger than mine... make him stop!!!!

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That’s disgusting, besides it’s not the size that matters it’s how you use it

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Nerdy accountant jokes that only we laugh at, because we get it..... That's why I love it here in the fishbowl!

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Try $200k. You get an AJE, you get an AJE, you get an AJE, everyone gets an AJE

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Haha, topping all of you guys. $424M! Take that.

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Meanwhile, I'm over here on a job with a $1,400 PAJE scope.

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TE = $72M. Mine’s bigger than yours.

$60M

Lol. Try TE of ~175M

Damn, EY 3, you working on Apple? :-P

Nah, huge private company

Also have a public co with a TE of 100k though....

$1 billion

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