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Why is this in the LinkedIn cringe bowl?

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B/c it’s worthy of ridicule.

Gotta socialize it somehow 😘

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Might be reading a bit too deep into things, my guy

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y’all doing too much on LinkedIn… comparing having a baby to paying off debt. Great accomplishment but wtf is this post??? It’s so long I’ll have to include second part in another photo

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I have been waiting/looking for this exact bowl. It’s graduation season. Get ready for the “I’m proud to announce” LinkedIn posts that none of us give a piss about. May we post and roast mercilessly.

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Cam Newton’s LinkedIn…. Why???

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Is it just me or do 90% of the jobs being laid off by big tech sound made up? Many job descriptions with multiple bullet points that all kinda revolve around the same idea. One of my buddies works for a big IT company and literally just sits on meetings all day. No one really contributing to anything other than agreeing to whatever the speaker is saying. Are these kind of jobs finally being exposed? Six figure employees getting paid to sit and bounce ideas off each other?

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This one is going to make some of y’all mad, but it’s so annoyingly unnecessary. The most irritating part is “is it a shirt day or a skirt day”…. Like women don’t wear shirts with skirts and men don’t wear shirts with pants. Shirts and skirts are not mutually exclusive. I’ll just leave this here.

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Quoting yourself as if you just quoted some profound thought leader.

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How are people this comfortable with public bragging? I will always be in awe 🫢 (1/2)

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Eugene Mirman is very funny.

(15) Eugene Mirman | LinkedIn

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Uhhhh 🤔🤔🤔🤔 this guy's tone is just off putting
Cont'd in the comments.

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Dear fishes,

If you are hungry, eat.

Be Brave!

Sincerely,
The greatest vice president of this bowl.

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No BS, no fluff, straight to the point. As anti-cringe as it gets 😂😂😂

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Out of all the things that didn’t happen this week, this didn’t happen the most.

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It's the "loves this" for me

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No, you’re not. Better yourself.

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