Quoting yourself as if you just quoted some profound thought leader.

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I wish his first name were Dino.

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And his company is his name

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Bob Vance, Vance Refrigeration

This guy should grab drinks with that other guy who wished himself a happy birthday.

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Posting stuff constantly in LinkedIn is usually a sign management has nothing better to do

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This is only acceptable to me when it's from Adam Grant.

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“‘You miss 100% of the shots you don’t take.’ - Wayne Gretzky” - Michael Scott

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Drew is not Confucius

Quoting yourself is lame - Drew Saur

This is M I C R O Q U O T I N G

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Me: "Give me a market rate salary you cheapskate"
My Boss: "Where is this animosity coming from?"
Me: [checks notes][timidly] "From the part of me who dreams and dances and wishes and cheers and laughs and leaps and bounds?"

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crying ceo killed everyone today on LinkedIn 🤣🤣🤣

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Able to post something so absurdly wrong (Google PMs in the comments explaining that she transferred ladders when she switched jobs internally, hence pay change)

Able to become a product manager at Google and STILL not comprehend how misleading the race aggregation stat is “Black women make 58 cents to every $1 a white man makes!” not taking into account job choice and individual opportunity.

..all while the comments are filled with blind support

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Maybe nobody else is in the office early because this helmet is too annoying to be around?

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🙄 😂 I’m sure the customer ordered it on the spot haha

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LinkedIn is the new Facebook I see. 😖

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I don’t think this was hyperbolic. but I’m having a hard time believing it’s not satire 🥲. Is this cringey??

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Not every person in the comments saying how great of a parent they are

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Someone send me this. I hope this wasn’t on LinkedIn! But good for them.

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Because empathy makes you the ✨️ star✨️ amongst your team!

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God is so inspiring...

// I'm actually very happy whenever someone beats any terrible disease, even then the amount of cancer beaters is quite overwhelming lately.

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Does anyone actually get any value from LinkedIn posts? Other than things regarding openings or positions, does anyone actually care or look forward to the content there? I feel like a LinkedIn creator is akin to a pet rock or NFT

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https://www.seattletimes.com/business/gravity-payments-ceo-dan-price-resigns/ what are we going to do without this guy, he’s the cringe master general

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How many job titles and hashtags is too many?

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“I’m excited to announce I don’t give a s*** about your new job or promotion” - me 90% of the time on LinkedIn

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