Quoting yourself as if you just quoted some profound thought leader.

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I wish his first name were Dino.

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And his company is his name

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Bob Vance, Vance Refrigeration

This guy should grab drinks with that other guy who wished himself a happy birthday.

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Posting stuff constantly in LinkedIn is usually a sign management has nothing better to do

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This is only acceptable to me when it's from Adam Grant.

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“‘You miss 100% of the shots you don’t take.’ - Wayne Gretzky” - Michael Scott

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Drew is not Confucius

Quoting yourself is lame - Drew Saur

This is M I C R O Q U O T I N G

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Additional Posts in LinkedIn Cringe

Because empathy makes you the ✨️ star✨️ amongst your team!

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Oh god no.. 🫣

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Had to throw in the tahoe & wine country 🙄 douche

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Someone send me this. I hope this wasn’t on LinkedIn! But good for them.

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It’s not personal, it’s cringe 😬

This is a new bowl and there aren’t really any rules yet. It is supposed to be fun and lighthearted, please don’t be an a** 🙃

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I woke up today tired.

My work cell was buzzing and then I remembered something.

I forgot to thank the bus driver that dropped me off a few days ago.

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I stood there soaked in my pajamas as the bus approached.

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I sat down and started my shift.

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This one is going to make some of y’all mad, but it’s so annoyingly unnecessary. The most irritating part is “is it a shirt day or a skirt day”…. Like women don’t wear shirts with skirts and men don’t wear shirts with pants. Shirts and skirts are not mutually exclusive. I’ll just leave this here.

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y’all doing too much on LinkedIn… comparing having a baby to paying off debt. Great accomplishment but wtf is this post??? It’s so long I’ll have to include second part in another photo

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This is the very definition of privilege

Able to post something so absurdly wrong (Google PMs in the comments explaining that she transferred ladders when she switched jobs internally, hence pay change)

Able to become a product manager at Google and STILL not comprehend how misleading the race aggregation stat is “Black women make 58 cents to every $1 a white man makes!” not taking into account job choice and individual opportunity.

..all while the comments are filled with blind support

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Oh lawd gimmie the strength

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This guy has the worst posts…

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Not Linkedin but also cringe

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Cringe for today!
Two things,
1. Why can't you say this as a "Text" post.
2. What's your point?

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4 part post here from a leadership and certified emotional intelligence coach who believes in you! He loves to include a pic of himself on every post, in addition to adding his own likes and initial comment to tag more folks and help the post go viral!

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LinkedIn is the new Facebook I see. 😖

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Me: "Give me a market rate salary you cheapskate"
My Boss: "Where is this animosity coming from?"
Me: [checks notes][timidly] "From the part of me who dreams and dances and wishes and cheers and laughs and leaps and bounds?"

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Cringe or nah (pt1)?

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They started off fine but then turned LinkedIn real quick

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Nothing like putting yourself side by side with Elon to spark interactions or followers. Sigh.

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