Pretty sure everyone knows I’m stoned rn

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*throws stone*

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We do.

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As JC would say “He that never came to work stoned, let him cast the first stone"

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YOU'RE IN DANGER, YOU NEED TO WAKE UP NOW!

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Don’t be the stoned creative. That’s such a tired cliché. Sorry, I assumed you were a creative. Because we are all idiots.

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Well, at least this explains why Havas is Havas

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no one knows. stop smoking mids

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Better to keep your mouth shut and let everyone think you’re stoned than open your mouth and confirm it.

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