Pretty sure everyone knows I’m stoned rn

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*throws stone*

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We do.

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As JC would say “He that never came to work stoned, let him cast the first stone"

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YOU'RE IN DANGER, YOU NEED TO WAKE UP NOW!

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Don’t be the stoned creative. That’s such a tired cliché. Sorry, I assumed you were a creative. Because we are all idiots.

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Well, at least this explains why Havas is Havas

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no one knows. stop smoking mids

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Better to keep your mouth shut and let everyone think you’re stoned than open your mouth and confirm it.

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how much does an sap senior consultant make at deloitte consulting?

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why does PwC use google meet for meetings??? Have y’all heard of Teams or

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Did you change anything on your resume when you have 2 FT jobs?

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How many pro-bono hours do you bill each year?

Does your firm's bonus structure actually take into account pro-bono hours, or do they just say that without meaning it?

#probono

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What is really happening in that conf. ?? Any reliable links ?

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I’m struggling. I left an agency I liked last year due to growth limitations and since then I’ve worked at 2 different agencies and can’t seem to find my footing. The first one seemed like a good fit at first but then it turned out to not be the best place for me so I left. At my current agency I feel super undervalued. I’m always raising my hand and offering to help where I can and no matter what I do, I don’t feel utilized or valued or part of the team.It’s really taken a toll on my confidence

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Digital killed the advertising business.
Agree or Disagree?

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Honestly how long have you been seeking a new job and to what extent are you searching... someone give me some hope

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I just accepted an offer for a smaller niche shop in a smaller city and I'm so pumped about it. Hardly a confession, but I don't really have that many people I can share my excitement w/ before I quit

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5 years in and I haven’t had a single idea. What am I doing here? 😞

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*Refresh* *Refresh* *Refresh*

Already mid Monday and second guessing myself.

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I’m not a big thanksgiving person. I’m not ungrateful, I kinda just go thru the motions. Except this past year had more motion than usual. Shit went bad. It hurt. I fell apart. One of my only stable forces was my job. I didn’t think about it at the time. I am now. It would be weird tell my team this, a lot of personal details would have to be explained, and I’d cry, so I’m saying it here instead. I am thankful for my team. I am thankful for my desk. I am thankful for the same meetings I complain about. Even when I’m only ‘responding without comments’, I’m still thankful.

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I don’t get paid to write advertising. I get paid to sit through meetings like these. Kill me.

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This open office plan sucks. Besides the constant din, we've got 3 agencies crammed on to one floor, sharing conference rooms and huddle rooms. Agency identity is lost and it feels like an ad factory

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So… two months ago I started a gig as a CD. Good agency. Very talented people. Pretty quickly I realized that my new job is kinda about keeping up with incoming emails/teams messages. I can’t handle it. For the last month I have been sleeping in, getting out of bed after 11am, like I prefer. Those notifications start coming at around 8am and all I do is press those suggested replies on teams, not even half awake, pretty much still dreaming, and it works. I’m getting lots of good feedback.

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6 lost pitches in the last 3 months.

I feel bad, but then again I don’t.

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I wake up every night holding my breath lmao. Idk if that’s classic sleep apnea or if my body is subliminally trying to off itself while I’m not paying attention.

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The turkeys nest is where you find inspiration

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Does anyone really, really love their job? Or do you just do it to pay bills and get to the weekend? I'm curious how many people actually truly love what they do

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