Don't be jealous as I pose with my lips next to a phallic object

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This is incredibly *cringe*
"People are jealous of me"
"I trained caterpillars to live on my eyelids"
"I have a cushy job and live in a really nice neighborhood"
"If people are jealous of you, spend your time with sycophants"

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You’re right!!! 😂😂

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Is she trying to say that I shouldn’t talk to my family over the holiday season? I mean, my family gossips, but we all do it behind each other’s backs because that is the polite thing to do. I guess maybe that is just Midwestern sensibility, but I expect that. It isn’t a bad thing. It is a back channel way for people to air their grievances during Festivus. What kind of mean people just air their grievances to each other’s face?

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I learned passive aggressive from my family. We could never be transparent even with a thoughtfully crafted message because it will regardless and invariably hurt someone's feelings.

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Oh god she’s everywhere. LI turning into Facebook was bad enough. Now it’s inching towards the dumpster that is instagram

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“Expert event planner”??? Putting the word expert to qualify yourself on LI certainly means you’re not an expert 🙄🙄

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"Thought leader". May as well type out "legend in my own mind"

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I’m jealous that she can be so pleasantly aloof to think that we care.

I’m convinced that these people who proclaim kinds of these titles on LI don’t actually work. I couldn’t imagine hiring these folks as my employees or even as contractors/consultants.

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I am such a loser that I looked her up by using the hashtags as a guide. (Great use of my graduate degree in library science). I see that under her certifications she put a GetAbstract executive summary in time management. Truly a winner. (Her - not me.)

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This one is going to make some of y’all mad, but it’s so annoyingly unnecessary. The most irritating part is “is it a shirt day or a skirt day”…. Like women don’t wear shirts with skirts and men don’t wear shirts with pants. Shirts and skirts are not mutually exclusive. I’ll just leave this here.

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Oh god no.. 🫣

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Do we think this is what all partners are thinking?

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I have been waiting/looking for this exact bowl. It’s graduation season. Get ready for the “I’m proud to announce” LinkedIn posts that none of us give a piss about. May we post and roast mercilessly.

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Had to do it! Oldie but it sums it up🤣

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The LinkedIn headers have gone too far now

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Thought I was on LinkedIn when I saw this one

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LinkedIn has to end

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This is the very definition of privilege

Able to post something so absurdly wrong (Google PMs in the comments explaining that she transferred ladders when she switched jobs internally, hence pay change)

Able to become a product manager at Google and STILL not comprehend how misleading the race aggregation stat is “Black women make 58 cents to every $1 a white man makes!” not taking into account job choice and individual opportunity.

..all while the comments are filled with blind support

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Cringe. Finding an excuse to pose a pic of herself. Also, Jean skirt: faux pas.

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I too break down many times at my job. 9 years and counting

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Nice try Accenture.

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I don’t think this was hyperbolic. but I’m having a hard time believing it’s not satire 🥲. Is this cringey??

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Had to throw in the tahoe & wine country 🙄 douche

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Cringe or nah (pt1)?

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🙄 😂 I’m sure the customer ordered it on the spot haha

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Oh lawd gimmie the strength

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