Don't be jealous as I pose with my lips next to a phallic object

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This is incredibly *cringe*
"People are jealous of me"
"I trained caterpillars to live on my eyelids"
"I have a cushy job and live in a really nice neighborhood"
"If people are jealous of you, spend your time with sycophants"

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You’re right!!! 😂😂

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Is she trying to say that I shouldn’t talk to my family over the holiday season? I mean, my family gossips, but we all do it behind each other’s backs because that is the polite thing to do. I guess maybe that is just Midwestern sensibility, but I expect that. It isn’t a bad thing. It is a back channel way for people to air their grievances during Festivus. What kind of mean people just air their grievances to each other’s face?

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I learned passive aggressive from my family. We could never be transparent even with a thoughtfully crafted message because it will regardless and invariably hurt someone's feelings.

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Oh god she’s everywhere. LI turning into Facebook was bad enough. Now it’s inching towards the dumpster that is instagram

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“Expert event planner”??? Putting the word expert to qualify yourself on LI certainly means you’re not an expert 🙄🙄

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"Thought leader". May as well type out "legend in my own mind"

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I’m jealous that she can be so pleasantly aloof to think that we care.

I’m convinced that these people who proclaim kinds of these titles on LI don’t actually work. I couldn’t imagine hiring these folks as my employees or even as contractors/consultants.

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I am such a loser that I looked her up by using the hashtags as a guide. (Great use of my graduate degree in library science). I see that under her certifications she put a GetAbstract executive summary in time management. Truly a winner. (Her - not me.)

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For those of you who made your first million in net worth, what did you do next?

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Had to do it! Oldie but it sums it up🤣

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I too break down many times at my job. 9 years and counting

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Quoting yourself as if you just quoted some profound thought leader.

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I am sorry, is this LinkedIn or some dating blog?

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In my email this morning, a clue as to why LinkedIn has become so bad recently. Do we have LI's acquisition by Microsoft to blame for this descent into facebook territory? #whatiskillinglinkedin

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LinkedIn has to end

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Does anyone actually get any value from LinkedIn posts? Other than things regarding openings or positions, does anyone actually care or look forward to the content there? I feel like a LinkedIn creator is akin to a pet rock or NFT

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Incoming multi-tier cringe

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Cringe. Finding an excuse to pose a pic of herself. Also, Jean skirt: faux pas.

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It’s not personal, it’s cringe 😬

This is a new bowl and there aren’t really any rules yet. It is supposed to be fun and lighthearted, please don’t be an a** 🙃

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No, you’re not. Better yourself.

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on the way to an interview this morning eating a sandwich. I walked past a homeless man who had a stray cat perched on his lap. He asked for a bite of sandwich to feed them both as they hadn’t eaten in days. I gave the whole sandwich over and headed off to the interview. As I got to the interview room there was a large executive chair facing away from me. The chair turned and on top was a mirror. When looking in the mirror I could see the cat. I am the cat. Truly inspirational when you work hard

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Someone send me this. I hope this wasn’t on LinkedIn! But good for them.

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I’m baby is dying but I’ve got KPI’s, so give me attention!

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This is the very definition of privilege

Able to post something so absurdly wrong (Google PMs in the comments explaining that she transferred ladders when she switched jobs internally, hence pay change)

Able to become a product manager at Google and STILL not comprehend how misleading the race aggregation stat is “Black women make 58 cents to every $1 a white man makes!” not taking into account job choice and individual opportunity.

..all while the comments are filled with blind support

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“I used to be rich, but I sold all my stock so now I’m poor like you guys!” is a new one

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I don’t think this was hyperbolic. but I’m having a hard time believing it’s not satire 🥲. Is this cringey??

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They started off fine but then turned LinkedIn real quick

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First off part 1/3
Second - idk I think she’s reaching here

-signed a working female

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