Don't be jealous as I pose with my lips next to a phallic object

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This is incredibly *cringe*
"People are jealous of me"
"I trained caterpillars to live on my eyelids"
"I have a cushy job and live in a really nice neighborhood"
"If people are jealous of you, spend your time with sycophants"

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You’re right!!! 😂😂

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Is she trying to say that I shouldn’t talk to my family over the holiday season? I mean, my family gossips, but we all do it behind each other’s backs because that is the polite thing to do. I guess maybe that is just Midwestern sensibility, but I expect that. It isn’t a bad thing. It is a back channel way for people to air their grievances during Festivus. What kind of mean people just air their grievances to each other’s face?

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I learned passive aggressive from my family. We could never be transparent even with a thoughtfully crafted message because it will regardless and invariably hurt someone's feelings.

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Oh god she’s everywhere. LI turning into Facebook was bad enough. Now it’s inching towards the dumpster that is instagram

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“Expert event planner”??? Putting the word expert to qualify yourself on LI certainly means you’re not an expert 🙄🙄

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"Thought leader". May as well type out "legend in my own mind"

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I’m jealous that she can be so pleasantly aloof to think that we care.

I’m convinced that these people who proclaim kinds of these titles on LI don’t actually work. I couldn’t imagine hiring these folks as my employees or even as contractors/consultants.

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I am such a loser that I looked her up by using the hashtags as a guide. (Great use of my graduate degree in library science). I see that under her certifications she put a GetAbstract executive summary in time management. Truly a winner. (Her - not me.)

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Cringe for today!
Two things,
1. Why can't you say this as a "Text" post.
2. What's your point?

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The LinkedIn headers have gone too far now

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Someone send me this. I hope this wasn’t on LinkedIn! But good for them.

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Nothing like putting yourself side by side with Elon to spark interactions or followers. Sigh.

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https://www.seattletimes.com/business/gravity-payments-ceo-dan-price-resigns/ what are we going to do without this guy, he’s the cringe master general

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I ama post this on LinkedIn

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Poor son will have fun in the upcoming years, set up his own bar too high from the early days

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I too break down many times at my job. 9 years and counting

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God is so inspiring...

// I'm actually very happy whenever someone beats any terrible disease, even then the amount of cancer beaters is quite overwhelming lately.

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Any day is a good day to pat yourself on the back. In public. 🤦‍♂️

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LinkedIn has to end

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The update really solidifies the cringe for me 🫣

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Not sure work that doesn’t feel like work includes when I feel pushed to my limits. Thanks for showing how out of touch you are by pushing for longer working hours though…

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Oh god no.. 🫣

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Cam Newton’s LinkedIn…. Why???

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Uhhhh 🤔🤔🤔🤔 this guy's tone is just off putting
Cont'd in the comments.

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In my email this morning, a clue as to why LinkedIn has become so bad recently. Do we have LI's acquisition by Microsoft to blame for this descent into facebook territory? #whatiskillinglinkedin

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