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I am a citrix admin working in tcs currently ,have joined 2 years back but have not get any appraisal so far... Has anyone switched to amazon as a citrix admin ?

Hi Fishes, DONE MY HR ROUND AND SALARY DISCUSSION it's been 15 day's. After so many followup today got the below reply from TCS HR. ✓Your profile is still under consideration. However I still have not received confirmation on your salary yet. This will take some time. Will respond back to you as and when there is an update pls. Ibegin status -Evaluation is in progress. Please suggest if this is normal practice for TCS ? Will they proceed further? Tata Consultancy Accenture

How can I best leverage my Deloitte experience to secure an offer from another employer? What advantages does Deloitte experience provide a candidate that I can emphasize?

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Is your blood pressure and anxiety rocketing or are you normal?

Brb, still busy refreshing emails

Hello All. I have offers from 1. PWC AC Bangalore (Senior Associate) 2. KPMG Assurance & consulting Gurgaon (Senior Manager in Digital Lighthouse) 3. Legato Gurgaon (Sr. Soft. Engg.) Please suggest in terms of WLB, career progression, projects and overall work env. Pwc is giving WFH but not sure how long will it continue for (will it be permanent?) Which amongst these will be a good company to work for at least 3+ years. Pwc AC KPMG Assurance and Consulting Services Legato Health Technologies

Can anyone join 2 companies at a time?

Does buyer have to share appraisal with seller? Can seller request it?

Longest dry spell? Single people only!

My professional life at the moment is far from ideal. I’ve been on quarantine (long story, but a good one) for the last seven years. Royalties from my books don’t pay the bills. My entrepreneurial pursuits remain hampered. For the interim, I’ve been looking for a remote opportunity where I can leverage my skills in marketing, sales, social media, and elsewhere for a decent sum. I have a social media presence which, in recent years, reached millions. There has to be something exciting I can do.

Broadcom acquiring VMware in $61 billion.

Thoughts on $50k for a visual designer in NYC?

Any tips for having to attend a team lunch and a separate happy hour while fasting? Outside of Ramadan happy hours aren’t awkward bc I’ll just drink soda or something. However, now do I just sit there and stare at them when they are drinking/munching on their lunch ? 😂

I’ve suffered from workaholism for a long time. Thanks to a lot of great self help books and therapy, I’m no longer putting work on a pedestal and I’m spending a lot more time on self care and my marriage. But, unfortunately, I am now getting withdrawals, because my body is used to the daily adrenaline of throwing myself into work. It’s this terrible feeling of like anguish/unease in my gut, but I don’t have anything I’m worried about- it’s like my body wants to find something to worry about.

Has anyone ever successful negotiated there salary with the federal government. I have tried twice and both times was cited a HR policy saying my specific circumstance did not allow negotiation. Just wondering if it’s even possible

Hi All,
Does Citi provides joining bonus for immediate joiners?
Thanks

Can you put spec work in your book?

Can anyone provide feedback on my portfolio?

POV: you're an AD* looking for a copy (me) to build our portfolio together and work in... London?

DM:
1) if your seniority is mid/senior or you won an award (Lions, D&AD, One Show..)
2) 3 fav Cannes Lions 2022 campaigns*
3) 3 creatives you love
We create 3 campaigns before XMas and maybe in 2023 we'll start dream big!
Let's make 3 our magic number

* I ask just because if your work is focused on editorial design, that is a different field. I wish you like strategic thinking. Thank you, bye!

So here's the deal: I've been in the industry for 8 years now—and I still feel my best work is my spec work. Is there a point at which it's simply no longer appropriate to show spec work in a book?

As a liberal arts student, I’ve been piecing together how to create a killer portfolio but am at a point where I need some personal feedback. Would anyone be willing to look my portfolio over and provide advice on how to improve it? Thank you!

Hey would anybody mind looking at book to tell me why I’m unhirable so I can further justify quitting? Please DM me.

I'm new to being a UX designer.... is it ok to have 1 project in my portfolio...

What do you think is the best site to make your book on as a copywriter?

Hi! Any art directors or creative directors open to giving some feedback via DM on my portfolio? I have mostly in-house experience, and could use guidance on what I might do to get in with agency work and more branding.