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The vanity kit on American is for sure better than on United

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It should only take an hour (actually takes all day)

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I'll have the seared scallops appetizer, and then the ribeye rare, add the shrimp, and a bottle of whatever Bordeaux you recommend, but a Manhattan to start. And let's get some sides, what kind of sides do you guys want? One of each side for the table.

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What's the ask here

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Let's take this offline. Can you double click into that? What's on your plate? Do you have any bandwidth? Let's move the needle on this. Leverage. Optics.

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Great, you can run with this

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10,000 foot view

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I don't know what I want yet, but when I see it I will know

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That is out of scope

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Touchpoint align regroup connect sync. I'm so fancy you already know because I can't just say "meet" like a normal person

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Wanna flex?

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It's like herding cats

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Scope creep

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Synergy

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Where do you want to have lunch?

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what was your process before

This is directionally correct

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Want your opinion. how much base pay can be expected for a senior associate position in Technology Consulting for someone with ~7 years of experience.

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Anyone know what the process is to get a black license plate on a new car? First time buyer and I’d like to get the black plates directly from the dealer when picking up the car, but not sure if that’s possible with custom order plates (I.e: do I get the white plates at the dealer then have to pay again and wait 3 months for the black ones to come in)

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Hello all,

I have given my round 2 interview at Capgemini Invent. During interview i forgot to keep the govt id with me, can this be a reason for rejecting the candidate. I have shown the softcopy of id available in my mobile. But don't know if that was accepted.

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Do infosys really allowing permenant remote option?Please help

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Currently working on a three person team in a larger GC group. I lateraled from a different group that did not pay attorneys on an attorney scale. I’m stuck in my old pay scale but have gotten promotions and raises quickly with more on the horizon. A recruiter reached out with a new role for 2-2.5x more than I currently make doing something similar. I love my company and the people I work with but the money isn’t there. Is it worth trying to get a counter to stay if I get the bigger offer?

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24y/o, salary of 65k, contributing 7% to both Roth and Traditional 401k (about 350 each month) any recommendations on whether should keep contribution or alter it? Thanks

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If you owned your own firm, what would you do to improve staff retention for Black employees?

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Companies are starting WFO,by taking advantage of dollars situation and looming recession.So that employees won't try to switch and hence they have to return to office .

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Is it true that some* debt is good debt. I’m referring to student loans, interest is ranging from 2% - 5% (all federal loans). Total is 20k, is it smarter to pay it off immediately and ASAP or just stretch and put the extra money into investing? Note I just graduated this year, thank you guys :)

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If a PWD is about to expire and you want to post at least one form of recruitment to save it, does the NOF count? Or does it have to be the SWA, Sunday ads, or one of the other 3 pieces? Regs aren’t super clear and my googling is iffy at best.

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New to Toronto, moved to the west end of town/ just past - in Etobicoke. I celebrate my 40th a few days after NYE/NYD - would love some recommendations on moderately priced but nice ambiance restaurants for myself + husband, and my extended family. Everyone is scattered throughout (Hamilton, Barrie, Lyle, Newmarket, North York). Don’t want anything too fancy but don’t really know where or what is good and not downtown.


Any recommendations? (Open to GTA of course).

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Hi all, I will be joining EY GDS Bangalore (RMZ Infinity Tower 3) in December, and wanted to know the WFH situation ? Are there any plans to return to office ?

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Hello Fishes,

Which Is better company to join for optum or ey?

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Hi, my resume got shortlisted at EY. How do I prepare for the rest of the steps in hiring process?

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What should be the Salary ask be for Sr. Consultant @ EY India Tech Risk practise?
Relevant YOE - 5 years.

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Switching to PWC. Is this a good move? 30% hike. Currently in tech consulting(big4) to Risk Consulting- DnA (PWC). Yoe-3yrs Cctc-10lpa Pwc EY KPMG Deloitte PwC How is risk consulting in Pwc

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SCORES ARE UP!

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Does anyone else get anxious when they view someone else's deck in a meeting and the formatting sucks? Jumping titles, inconsistent font and size, table of varying sizes, etc.

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Where can I find nice fitted dress shirts for a good value?

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Would love a search function on FB. There are some awesome posts worth remembering! :-)

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Just went under contract on a place and need renovations. What steps can I take to accelerate the renovation prior to closing?

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Which consulting firms are hiring for experienced Associate position? Have a friend who got laid off and looking for another job.

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What would you say the percentage of traveling in consulting after the pandemic? 50%??

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Ladies, what kind of shoes do you wear to clients during winter months as business formal? Can we wear booties at all?

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Hired as SA1. if my utilization is low for round table but I’ve gotten good Snapshots will I go up to SA2 or SA1B, which I don’t want of course.

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3 Day PTO starts now...my buddy's bachelor party. Forget you, utilization.

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Any recommendations for good work desks - not planning to splurge (max budget: $200-300 but prefer less than $200). Just need space for my monitor, laptop, and some storage space.

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I just applied for an Operations Director position at a Long Island Hospital. I want to take my consultant skills and make an effort to get into health care, make an impact where I live.

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I got an email from a Cybersecurity Advisory Partner with the subject "Catch-up". Last week we all rolled-off from project abruptly b/c the client terminated the contract. Am I getting laid off?

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Has anyone left EY and submitted a wageworks reimbursement in their last two weeks that they got paid for?

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Been reading some posts and it sounds like everyone dislikes DDV. Why is that? What are the genuine reasons?

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Has PwC paid out this month's expenses yet? Amex isn't pleased..

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Any book recommendations? Preferably shorter < 300

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Serious question: Sheraton cancelled my reservation and I was stranded for a night last night. Called CS and my useless ambassador and they cant help and “sorry”. How do I escalate this?

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Are any top consulting firms hiring for experienced analysts currently? I know ACN and some others are cyclical for resources 2-3 years out of college, but I’m looking to make a move sooner than fall

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EY folk - when are bonus amounts announced? Thanks!

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