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Shit Consultants Say.....

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The vanity kit on American is for sure better than on United

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It should only take an hour (actually takes all day)

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I'll have the seared scallops appetizer, and then the ribeye rare, add the shrimp, and a bottle of whatever Bordeaux you recommend, but a Manhattan to start. And let's get some sides, what kind of sides do you guys want? One of each side for the table.

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What's the ask here

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Let's take this offline. Can you double click into that? What's on your plate? Do you have any bandwidth? Let's move the needle on this. Leverage. Optics.

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Great, you can run with this

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10,000 foot view

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I don't know what I want yet, but when I see it I will know

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That is out of scope

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Touchpoint align regroup connect sync. I'm so fancy you already know because I can't just say "meet" like a normal person

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Wanna flex?

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POWERPOINT POWERPOINT POWERPOINT

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It's like herding cats

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Scope creep

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"We've seen this before"

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Synergy

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Where do you want to have lunch?

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what was your process before

This is directionally correct

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What to do when your consultant who was supposed to work on 1/2 the deck you are presenting tmrw (i know) is not replying to any of your emails. Meeting's at 1pm....Fuckkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk

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Can we send this to PPMD? Or have this as part of our signature? 🤔

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Any openings for Talend/Datastage ETL developer roles with 1.5 yeo? Please refer me.

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Non-creative recruiter for DDB?

Have you noticed a lower reading level than usual in your classes? Are you adjusting the selection of texts you read to account for this?

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I’m leaaaaaaavin never comin back again ✈️

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How much audit experience should you have before switching into a senior advisory role?

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Does anyone know what Senior Manager at Lockheed Martin is equivalent to at ACN, Deloitte, etc.? Primarily looking for salary comps at a T2 city. Thanks in advance!

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Coworkers found out how much I make and are giving me a hard time about it. But I live in a Tier 1 city, they live in Jacksonville/Detroit/Kansas City. How do people not understand COL affects pay?

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Newbie investor here - what tends to be your rule of thumb for cashing out profits? Have had a few stocks go way up only for me to never sell and have them come way back down 🥲

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Has anyone ever taken a full time offer and asked for freelance instead?

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I know that “this is a Wendy’s, sir” but if applicable where do you find opportunities to use your creativity in your job?

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Job opportunity in Miami: seeking a digital creative who knows how to think of big ideas for social (has a foot in art and copy) for an agency gig. It’s mainly for a pharma client but lots of other brands are at the agency. Remote for now. One day in Miami. Hmu if you’re interested!

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Any suggestions for low-traffic areas where I can go running? On the UES and just trying to run three miles while practicing social distancing. East river is packed.

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Openings at Capgemini.
Ping me for referral.

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Is it frowned upon to jump to your third firm as a third year associate? Each jump was for higher comp and opportunity.

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I am thinking of leaving my job at Microsoft to go to Amazon. I have a non-compete clause in my contract. Do companies really do anything if the employee go to work inmediately for a competitor?

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What childhood aspirations did you abandon for the practice of law?

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What is a reasonable role to expect as exit oppy for a consultant (~18 month) at a pharma company? Context: PhD in science, worked in pharma at BCG. Is Director reasonable? How about Senior Director?

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There is a reason I joined audit instead of tax.... i hate auditing tax section, wish i could just delegate all to tax specialists😱😨😰😭

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