“We had complimenting genitalia.”

Does anyone know if VPB lost Audi?

Boyfriend has seemed to be dropping a ton on me lately, even after I got bad news that my company is t doing so hot this week and layoffs are approaching. First it was that we may be moving to another state for his job, then it was that his brother may need to move in with us for a few months after he graduates

It’s just a bit overwhelming at this time and I’m not sure how to communicate through all of this being thrown at me. 3 yrs together and we were friends for many years before that.

H1B grace period question. Quit my job, used about 30 days of grace period, got a new job (H1B transfer), about to quit this 2nd job. Do i get a new (second) 60 day grace period? Remaining 30 days? Other?

Are all the seniors in KGDC too arrogant? Like they blame the new joiner without checking the facts and treat them as some piece of trash? Because I have been facing this issue in my team. Wanting to know if that’s the case in any other team

Anyone travel to phoenix/Sedona in January? How was your experience and what are some of the best things to do? Planning a 3 day girl trip. Any budget friendly accommodations and tips ? TIA

What is the hike for 1st bucket for BNY Mellon India?

I’m a creative account manager in retail/eCommerce. I was a creative producer before being an AM.

I’d love to move into tech but I’m not sure how my current creative experience would transfer into tech/at what company. I know there are creative producers/art producers in tech, but what’s the equivalent of a tech creative account manager?

Things 🇺🇸 has in common w other countries: mental illness, video games, 8chan. Things we do not: mass shootings.

Omg Seattle is beautiful!

If I book a Marriott on hotel tonight, will I still get platinum benefits? Points?

Any decent opportunity mostly in kolkata and bengaluru for me have 4+ years exp in php,mysql and cloud computing(google cloud/aws) in developing e-commerce,php based saas application,knowledge of cms technologies like wordpress/joomla, also certain experience in reactjs, hybrid app development..

Hello Everyone,

Got an offer from PWC AC Bangalore for Associate 2 under Management Consulting - BI & Analytics.
Can someone please shed some light on the type of work, perks & benefits, team and profile in general.

It would be much appreciated.

Thanks

What is a genuine ask for a associate success guide role in SF, considering my current CTC is 9 LPA with 1.5yoe

What makes you want to learn yet another programming framework / library / language besides the stack at work?

Jr PjM/BA 4 YOE in Tech Implementation Consulting. Beginner skills in Python, JS, HTML, CSS, AWS, SailPoint. Moderate in Azure, Okta. Have PMP, Certified Scrum Master, M.Sc., BBA. Want useful skills, but must focus energy and time. Recent projects and team just not filling my cup. Cloud Architecture, DevOps, InfoSec, IAM all seem interesting and highly rewarding. Taking CompTia N+ soon, and realizing its low demand. What certs & projects should I do to land a technical role within 1 yr?

Been a while since I’ve done it but don’t recall any terrible terrain, just a long walk— can I do Pikes Peak (Barr) in normal sneakers?

"And then, he made his own marathon. For gay people."

“I love when young creatives like you come in here raw and just start doing it.”

2nd month into current job at an SME.
Culture is weird to say the least.
Owner’s wife is in charge of HR.
Broke the meeting room door when opening it.
Colleagues are saying I should draft a letter of apology and offer to compensate if I’m planning to stay in this company.

A little background on why they’re saying that. There was once a stain on the carpet of their previous office. The employees were made to fork out the bill for the cleaning.

Continued in the comments.

Anyone hear about Samsung cleaning out their marketing team out of the New York office? Seems strange considering they just launched a new phone.

So a coworker friend overheard our department head discussing the budget for our position. Safe to say we are both grossly underpaid—her a lot more than me (a man), but even the difference for me is quite large (10k). Any advice on how to proceed?

“Don’t count manually, we can INDEX MATCH this bitch!”

“Yeah me too, I always used to fall off the edge of the bed when I was younger."

Any feedback about Landing company ? They called me for an interview but I see awful reviews by former employees.

I give the clients gold, but they decide instead, they want me to paint it with sh*t.

“Do you think art directors look at images online for inspiration?”

"I love Zoom because I can just turn my camera off and eat almonds while you talk."

Bring your kids to work day edition:

“What I’m really concerned with is a head injury”

“Do you have to go potty before your meeting?”

This was on a conference call with a business partner.

"I am working from home and my kids are able to be at school since it's a private school. I guess that's what white privilege gets us."

Yeah some of us hung up at that point.

"And they all sit around talking!"

*Sends specs sheet to client to clearly indicated the creative length we accept (15-60s)*

Client: do you accept 120s creatives?

Me: 🤦‍♂️

On a scale of 1-5, how upset do you have to be to apply for another job in the parking lot of your current place of employment?

"If 4 people die in company B they will break down, but it doesnt matter cause company A owns them"

I witnessed a live proof of the saying - “ Colleagues are not meant to be friends(even if you had long term friendship before) and don’t share your personal & professional secrets - keep your mouth shut”.
How many of you agree on this?

"How long do you go to jail if you don't pay your child support?" 💀

Female software dev: I’m going to have nightmares about his pickle. Radio silence: someone posts lol in chat. Awkward all around.