So many partners posting about “first day of law school” tips. Let’s be honest, the only thing a 1L should hear is “fake it til you make it.” 💁‍♂️

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“Unless you’ve been hired to represent him as counsel, DO NOT play Devil’s Advocate.”

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There’s always that one douche…

Ah, yes, I faked it til I made it on my constitutional law exam 🤡

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What? Are we ascribing different meanings to the phrase? You can't fake it til you make it. You actually have to put in the work in law school. Putting in the work ≠ faking it til you make it. (See A1's comment elsewhere in this thread.)

I find that to be appropriate for first year attorneys, not for 1Ls. I sure as shit didn’t know what I was in for at first in law school, and only by NOT faking it and asking tons of questions and shit that I got through it.

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