The CEO of Adobe just emailed me...

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This is the best part. Surprise ending

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He wants gift cards, you should probably go get them

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Yes, definitely go get them. If you dont, JAIL

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Is this real?

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Probably just to remind you that it’s time to shell out $300 to renew your certification

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Haha and you just burned your one question asking if you could ask a question

shantanu.narayen@adobe.com it should be for verified email :p but +1 for his honesty lol

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