The internet is a cruel place. I searched for some home exercise equipment and instead I’m getting targeted ads for clothes that are more flattering to fat people.

So the internet is convinced I’m going to fail☹️

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The clothes are probably cheaper and will get more use than the Peleton.

That's why you check your blush items from either an incognito browser, or your wife's phone...

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